amothafuckingquiche: “Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
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from: https://mittsagoland.tumblr.com/post/37215067403