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“…Huh?” My mom glanced back at

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When my fiancee told me that she got a job

I sighed loudly when I saw my wife coming

I watched my daughter from my seat in the

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It was the first day of classes in my last

I’ve been a cop for almost 13 years now,

“Hey honey, I’m on the second flight

I recently moved into a new neighborhood,

Fucking my sisters awake always used to be

Snap. Flash. Damn. I thought it was on silent.“Hey,

“Hey man, wanna give me some tips on the

“Hey, Lydia,” I called out, stomping

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I woke up from my nap to see Ms. Newburn

I think my daughter and I are falling in

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“Okay, Mrs. Philosophy Major,” I said

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Melanie gets all the guys. Seriously, all the

When 6:00 rolled around and I realized that

“I understand that, Susan, but that just

The second act came out onto the stage in

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“Hey man,” I called out, stroking my

It was my first Hollywood party, and I was

“I dunno, man… I mean, you’ve

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I was walking with my friend Ian, talking

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“Ah, hey… If you keep this up,

My daughter’s always been rebellious, but

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I looked the girl up and down, and for the

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“…Huh. Don’t see that every day.”My

Last night I had an amazing time with three

There’s a sort of “Where’s

“You guys sure you don’t want a turn?”My

So last week, there I am, walking down towards

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