My roommates said they had a great time.

Don’t test me.

Starting to feel a little tight?

Be a good boy if you want let out.

Getting some help at the library.

Extending your sentence.

You’re grounded.

You think we’re kinky?

When your girlfriend goes to “game night”

Don’t be silly.

I want to just ride this wave for a bit.

We both know I’m out of your league.

You had everything you ever wanted..

My friends dared me to.

Lo and Behold it’s Mario.

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Everybody wins.

Pay it forward.

Hi there. Come take my campus tour.

You won’t regret this, I promise.

Truth or Dare, hardcore version.

Any questions?

Mark needs a place to stay.

What’s the problem again?

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Changing America.

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The perfect boyfriend.

When a College Girl Discovers Chastity Part

I did what you wanted.

Well, I did it!

I take no eye contact seriously.

So let me get this straight.

My God your balls are swollen.

I think I’m getting it now.

Just another day at the office.

I think it’s cute.With an assist from kr92169.tumblr.com

A Quick Cleaning.

Look what I just bought.

Ben’s my bitch.

Turns out I have a bitchy side to me.

Welcome to hardcore mode sweetie.

Get movin’ toots.

The answer is no.

How does it feel baby.. Part 3

How does it feel baby..?I actually wrote

Wow honey, last year you were six inches

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I shouldn’t have said that. I definitely

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Not sure why she’s so hungry.

I sorta borrowed this from meangirlcaptions

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And now for something completely different..

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