theonion: World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead  “Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the world’s oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier

theonion: World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead  “Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the world’s oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier

tags: define yourself,

from: https://berandomness.tumblr.com/post/121417064928