"OK Uncle, I'm wearing the hat you got me.

To my little sister, I think I'll always

To my little sister, I think I'll always be Superman.

I told my cousin I needed a reason to let

I told my cousin I needed a reason to let her in. Glad I asked.

Bro and I always know how to cheer mom up.

Bro and I always know how to cheer mom up.

I don't know how mom managed to scrunch into

I don't know how mom managed to scrunch into the side of the backseat just where dad couldn't quite see her. But she did, and it made the trip much more exciting.

Dad left for early morning walks each day

Dad left for early morning walks each day of our vacation, which opened up some opportunities.

Handjob by my Slutty Sister

Handjob by my Slutty Sister

I can always tell when mom is thinking about

I can always tell when mom is thinking about me.

Son, have you been leaving dirty messages

Son, have you been leaving dirty messages on my phone again? Let's discuss it in here.

Son don't rush me, I said me ready in a minute.

Son don't rush me, I said me ready in a minute.

Having your mom as your teacher does have

Having your mom as your teacher does have its perks

During the summer, mom just doesn't give

During the summer, mom just doesn't give a darn.

"What's the matter, son. Didn't you just

Nowadays, mom always tells me to relax. We

Nowadays, mom always tells me to relax. We can't screw up any more.

What do you think, nephew? Should I try a

What do you think, nephew? Should I try a size down?

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not one thing was stirring, but me and mom's mouth.

Sis knows all of my favorite things.

Sis knows all of my favorite things.

I always giggle that we literally roll in

I always giggle that we literally roll in the hay out on my aunt's farm.

You can get lost in yourself at home. I tend

You can get lost in yourself at home. I tend to get lost in my mom.

My son just had to know what "backseating"

My son just had to know what

Mom and I were definitely OldSchoolCool,

Mom and I were definitely OldSchoolCool, but I can't quite brag about it.

Mom said she wanted a sweet midnight snack...

Mom said she wanted a sweet midnight snack... imagine my surprise

When the "I Heart Son" tattoo didn't clue

When the

Sis and I are still messy when we play.

Sis and I are still messy when we play.

Second thoughts, sis?

Second thoughts, sis?

It wouldn't be training if it weren't a challenge,

It wouldn't be training if it weren't a challenge, sis.

I hear mom's been preparing for my return

I hear mom's been preparing for my return back home.

The moment my aunt greeted me by the door,

The moment my aunt greeted me by the door, I sensed it would be a fun weekend.

Now that we're older, my sister and I enjoy

Now that we're older, my sister and I enjoy playing Tarzan much more than Cowboys and Indians.

Going to hand me a towel, son? Or just keep

Going to hand me a towel, son? Or just keep staring?

I don't let nosy neighbors stop my son and

I don't let nosy neighbors stop my son and I from enjoying our hot tub.

watching on while mom takes a shower

watching on while mom takes a shower

I wish Daddy would treat me like he does

I wish Daddy would treat me like he does my friends.

Hey Bro, you mind helping me out? I dropped

Hey Bro, you mind helping me out? I dropped my phone behind the couch.

Lately mom has been trying to relive her

Lately mom has been trying to relive her younger days... not that I'm complaining

Mom likes taking her time

Mom likes taking her time

When we found ourselves alone last vacation,

When we found ourselves alone last vacation, mom opted for the more direct approach.

Mom will do anything to keep the home fires

Mom will do anything to keep the home fires burning.

With my aunt as my primary care physician,

With my aunt as my primary care physician, I never miss a visit.

Over tea the first morning of my stay, I

Over tea the first morning of my stay, I suspected this wouldn't be a usual weekend at my aunt's.

I confessed to mom that I've been having

I confessed to mom that I've been having trouble getting girls lately. But she's a problem solver.

Mom brings plenty for me to eat on our picnics.

Mom brings plenty for me to eat on our picnics.

Mom's a total novice at yoga, so I took a

Mom's a total novice at yoga, so I took a few liberties with the explanation.

Life on my cousin's farm really ain't so

Life on my cousin's farm really ain't so bad.

Nice hat, mom.

Nice hat, mom.

Mom knows how to make any boy's fantasy come

Mom knows how to make any boy's fantasy come true.

Come on bro, give mom a hug.

Come on bro, give mom a hug.

I knew my sister's first "We should have

I knew my sister's first

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