Slave Leia

Slave Leia

Rose McGowan did it for me.

Rose McGowan did it for me.

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Heidi Sorenson, July 1981

Heidi Sorenson, July 1981

Christy Canyon

Christy Canyon

Having this Keeley Hazell poster on my wall

Having this Keeley Hazell poster on my wall was blowing my mind. She really rocked my youth.

Rebecca Ramos, Playboy's Miss January 2003.

Rebecca Ramos, Playboy's Miss January 2003. At age 35 she became the oldest woman to become Playmate of the Month in the history of the magazine.

Jacked it to this scene many times: Jessica

Jacked it to this scene many times: Jessica Paré in Hot Tub Time Machine

Lightspeed Girls

Lightspeed Girls

Always wanted to worship Eve Laurence’

Always wanted to worship Eve Laurence’ body while she’s positioned like this

Brooke Burke getting fucked from behind

Brooke Burke getting fucked from behind

Karen Witter

Karen Witter

"Killing Me Softly" was a bad movie, but

Found this on Kazaa like 15 years ago, never

Found this on Kazaa like 15 years ago, never knew who she was, but it's still my favourite striptease act ever. OK Go's 'Get over it' has never been the same either.

Still think Alison Angel is one of the GOAT

Still think Alison Angel is one of the GOAT

Couldn't get enough of this snow bunny

Couldn't get enough of this snow bunny

Lynda Carter flaunting that gorgeous body

Lynda Carter flaunting that gorgeous body as Wonder Woman

Eva Angelina in 2005

Eva Angelina in 2005

Holly Marie Combs

Holly Marie Combs

Heather Grahams Tasty Tits

Heather Grahams Tasty Tits

Beverly D'Angelo

Beverly D'Angelo

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Barbara Eden on I Dream Of Jeannie

Barbara Eden on I Dream Of Jeannie

Phoebe Cates - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Phoebe Cates - Fast Times at Ridgemont High - MIC

Playmate of the Year 1984 Barbara Edwards,

Playmate of the Year 1984 Barbara Edwards, first centerfold I ever saw and the reason I prefer brunettes.

Kylie Minogue riding a mechanical bull in

Kylie Minogue riding a mechanical bull in lingerie in her Agent Provocateur advertisement

I loved the Man Show when it was on the air.

I loved the Man Show when it was on the air. I also remember that I really wanted to bang Juggy Vanessa.

What a figure on Jennifer Love Hewitt!

What a figure on Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Sarah Michelle Gellar's Bouncing Buffy Boobs

Sarah Michelle Gellar's Bouncing Buffy Boobs

Elizabeth Berkley

Elizabeth Berkley

Amanda Hanshaw always got me going (that

Amanda Hanshaw always got me going (that face... those tits... those legs...)

Anette Dawn was one of my favorite softcore

Anette Dawn was one of my favorite softcore models in the 00s.

Suzanne Somers: first Playboy I ever saw

Suzanne Somers: first Playboy I ever saw

Trish Stratus

Trish Stratus

Stephanie Dahl

Stephanie Dahl

Monique Gabrielle in Bachelor Party (1984)

Monique Gabrielle in Bachelor Party (1984)

One of the first porn videos I ever saw

One of the first porn videos I ever saw

Keeley Hazell was the schoolgirl of my dreams

Keeley Hazell was the schoolgirl of my dreams

Monique Gabrielle in "Bachelor Party"

Monique Gabrielle in

Codi Milo was a hot little piece of ass.

Codi Milo was a hot little piece of ass. Shame that she never did hardcore.

I fapped more times than I could count to

I fapped more times than I could count to this 2006 scene with Jenna Haze and Lela Star.

Samantha Fox

Samantha Fox

Shakira was the woman I both gladly listened

Shakira was the woman I both gladly listened and fapped to.

Britney Spears at 19

Britney Spears at 19

Bibi Jones, another classic

Bibi Jones, another classic

Paola Ariel

Paola Ariel

Denise Richards & Neve Campbell

Denise Richards & Neve Campbell

Sofia Vergara! from her 2000 calendar shoot

Sofia Vergara! from her 2000 calendar shoot

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