Fun mom

Fun mom

Getting to know my soon to be stepmom

Getting to know my soon to be stepmom

I've got just about the most fun grandma

I've got just about the most fun grandma a guy could hope for.

I've been working so hard to get my son to

I've been working so hard to get my son to come out of his shell.

My little sister really is all sweetness.

My little sister really is all sweetness.

Dad misses a lot of mom's planned evenings

Dad misses a lot of mom's planned evenings at home. But I'm always there to step in.

For my 18th birthday, mom didn't just give

For my 18th birthday, mom didn't just give me her car.

"Well, that's enough walking along the beach.

Sis only makes her innocent face when she

Sis only makes her innocent face when she wants something.

Baking with my cousin quickly turned into

Baking with my cousin quickly turned into something else entirely.

Spring Break with my sister was better than

Spring Break with my sister was better than I expected. (via r/FamilyPlan)

Mom wanted to say bye one last time before

Mom wanted to say bye one last time before I left to college... this time in the library

Sis is so excited about her new skirt with

Sis is so excited about her new skirt with pockets that it's all she ever wears.

Mom isn't stingy after a night on the town.

Mom isn't stingy after a night on the town.

Even when the cupboards are bare, mom offers

Even when the cupboards are bare, mom offers a full breakfast.

It's nice to know my little sister still

It's nice to know my little sister still looks up to me.

After not seeing my sister for several months,

After not seeing my sister for several months, she called me back home with some mixed news.

I never realized how fun elder sister was

I never realized how fun elder sister was until I moved in with her

Fortunately, I came across my mom and aunt

Fortunately, I came across my mom and aunt hitchhiking before anyone else saw them. How awkward would it have been if someone else fucked them that night.

Though we spent it on the road this year,

Though we spent it on the road this year, mom still definitely wanted to celebrate Christmas.

"Aren't you getting more comfortable too,

Mom only shuts the blinds when she's feeling

Mom only shuts the blinds when she's feeling frisky.

"What should we play for this time, bro?"

"I can't believe I have to give detention

My sister told me my niece needed discipline

My sister told me my niece needed discipline ... I obliged

My uncle has the fold-out, camera, and my

My uncle has the fold-out, camera, and my aunt ready whenever I sleep over.

Two little brothers are always a handful.

Two little brothers are always a handful.

I like bubble baths too, but you don't see

I like bubble baths too, but you don't see my sisters inviting me.

My cousin and I weren't entirely successful

My cousin and I weren't entirely successful at sneaking away from the luau unnoticed.

I thought mom was joking about wanting a

I thought mom was joking about wanting a massage. But she was very specific on where to start, and how to finish.

I've gotten into all sorts of trouble by

I've gotten into all sorts of trouble by the old shed on my aunt's farm. But she doesn't seem to mind.

Remember what Adam and Eve did when they

Remember what Adam and Eve did when they were alone in nature, son?

Darn it, big brother! You didn't even make

Darn it, big brother! You didn't even make it inside me!

Mom isn't too current on pop culture. But

Mom isn't too current on pop culture. But I give her points for trying.

Mom was hardly my second-choice Valentine's

Mom was hardly my second-choice Valentine's date.

Luckily, mom's husband and dog are sound

Luckily, mom's husband and dog are sound sleepers.

As the temps went up, mom knew how to keep

As the temps went up, mom knew how to keep cool.

A couple bottles of wine and mom was mine.

A couple bottles of wine and mom was mine.

Mom has her special place on the couch, and

Mom has her special place on the couch, and I have my special place on mom.

There mom, it looks much better this way.

There mom, it looks much better this way.

Granny loves having cum in her face!

Granny loves having cum in her face!

My sisters know the perfect way to relax

My sisters know the perfect way to relax at night.

My sister thought she was alone in the house

My sister thought she was alone in the house

I always enjoy spending time with my sisters

I always enjoy spending time with my sisters

So daddy, do you like my new glasses?

So daddy, do you like my new glasses?

Left to our own devices, my cousins and I

Left to our own devices, my cousins and I can make our own parties.

"Just woke up. Your father is asleep. Still

Mom can be adorably sheepish about asking

Mom can be adorably sheepish about asking for certain things.

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