When you are trying to sleep but your calf

When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.

When your ice cream starts to melt

When your ice cream starts to melt

when its your first time watching The Red

when its your first time watching The Red Wedding

When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...

When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...

When you realize you left the stove on.

When you realize you left the stove on.

Sneaking up behind your friend

Sneaking up behind your friend

when you're gettin' freaky then the pizza

when you're gettin' freaky then the pizza guy arrives

when ur friend is giving you a piggy back

when ur friend is giving you a piggy back ride

When your bro gets that itch for you

When your bro gets that itch for you

When you're hungry in a bouncy castle.

When you're hungry in a bouncy castle.

When you are just super excited about how

When you are just super excited about how soft your new sheets are.

Seeing that dessert you really want.

Seeing that dessert you really want.

When trying to calm a friend down

When trying to calm a friend down

When you think of something funny at the

When you think of something funny at the doctor's office

when you're the only bottom who gets invited

when you're the only bottom who gets invited to an orgy, that turns out to be a gangbang

When a hot guy is standing too close to you

When a hot guy is standing too close to you on the train

Stop jumping on the couch

Stop jumping on the couch

when you see a flying cockroach

when you see a flying cockroach

When you finally find that movie on Netflix

When you finally find that movie on Netflix

Your face, after eating a melted ice cream

Your face, after eating a melted ice cream

Making sure your bro’s breath is good

Making sure your bro’s breath is good

When an earthquake wakes you up.

When an earthquake wakes you up.

When you're having a bad hair day

When you're having a bad hair day

Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have

Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.

When the waiter shakes some fresh Parmesan

When the waiter shakes some fresh Parmesan cheese on your pizza

When I go to the dentist.

When I go to the dentist.

The new rug smell.

The new rug smell.

When you remember that funny joke your friend

When you remember that funny joke your friend told you

You have literally lost your shirt betting

You have literally lost your shirt betting on your favorite team but your buddy bet on their opponents

When you realize how hung over you are

When you realize how hung over you are

When your friend tells you bad news

When your friend tells you bad news

When you help your friend apple bobbing

When you help your friend apple bobbing

When you can't believe your roomate's still

When you can't believe your roomate's still on the shower when it's clearly YOUR turn

When a pigeon shits on you.

When a pigeon shits on you.

When you know jack shit about epilepsy first

When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway

When the chiropractor pops your hip back

When the chiropractor pops your hip back into place.

When you’re sharing the same hiding spot

When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek

when you lay down for bed and realize you

when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

When you’re watching a movie in the dark

When you’re watching a movie in the dark and someone turns on the light

Looks delicious

Looks delicious

when the toilet's clogged

when the toilet's clogged

when ur trying to take notes but you can't

when ur trying to take notes but you can't read the board

When you're getting a bike for christmas

When you're getting a bike for christmas (from Facebook)

When you're cutting lemons and it squirts

When you're cutting lemons and it squirts in your eye

When an earthquake wakes you up

When an earthquake wakes you up

When your web shooter misfires

When your web shooter misfires

Would you like a little bit of salt sir?

Would you like a little bit of salt sir?

When your buddy finds that paperweight you

When your buddy finds that paperweight you thought you'd lost.

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