Humans *are* animals. IMO, the (M)entality

Humans *are* animals. IMO, the (M)entality that we're separate from nature leads to all sorts of negative effects (environmental and zoological)

Dat V tho

Dat V tho

(M) V

(M) V

Showing off my V and a lil more ;)

Showing off my V and a lil more ;)

Wardrobe Malfunction [NSFW]

Wardrobe Malfunction [NSFW]

When I find someone's body attractive, I

When I find someone's body attractive, I *always* want to see more pictures of it. Not sure why

'Disinterested' means unbiased, whereas 'uninterested'

'Disinterested' means unbiased, whereas 'uninterested' suggests you aren't interested. (M)y mnemonic: if I haven't been dissed, I'm impartial

Can a pacifist slap the bass? How about dat

Can a pacifist slap the bass? How about dat ass? (M)

"The Smashing Pumpkins" sounds like an alternate

After the interview

After the interview

I don’t think these underwear do much for

I don’t think these underwear do much for my bulge..

Its not much V but it’s my V :)

Its not much V but it’s my V :)

How I walk around my kitchen

How I walk around my kitchen

The sight of you hits (M)e like a Bolt of

The sight of you hits (M)e like a Bolt of Lightning, and you're all I can Focus on. I Envision myself turning you on, the Fusion of our bodies, the Ascent, and finally us, in bed, completely exhausted

Your view from above [NSFW]

Your view from above [NSFW]

Showing off (M)y abs and V in slow mo

Showing off (M)y abs and V in slow mo

Made a mess all over dat v (NSFW)

Made a mess all over dat v (NSFW)

But who’s filming...? (NSFW)

But who’s filming...? (NSFW)

I don't want to *run* (M)y hands all over

I don't want to *run* (M)y hands all over your body – I'd much rather walk them everywhere, nice and slowly

Bored and lonely again

Bored and lonely again

[NSFW] This robe was an a[M]azing purchase.

[NSFW] This robe was an a[M]azing purchase. Are there other guy friendly subs I should post in also?

The near rhyme I've been seeing a lot lately

The near rhyme I've been seeing a lot lately isn't quite for (M)e, so how about this instead: Disney+ and us

I hope I pique your interest as you peek

I hope I pique your interest as you peek at (M)y peak

Just a little tease (M)

Just a little tease (M)

(M) "It's" = contraction of "it is". Ex:

(M)

Can’t go to work like this... can I? [NSFW]

Can’t go to work like this... can I? [NSFW]

Weekend fun

Weekend fun

I'm not a creepy horror character, but I

I'm not a creepy horror character, but I am a slender man (M)

Just a bit of v and bulge

Just a bit of v and bulge

Morning

Morning

V marks dat spot

V marks dat spot

Datv, and a little something extra

Datv, and a little something extra

My hips are great at guiding fingers to my

My hips are great at guiding fingers to my cock

Casual Friday

Casual Friday

The earth is, of course, orbiting the sun,

The earth is, of course, orbiting the sun, but the sun is itself orbiting the center of the galaxy. It takes ~230M years for us to go around the (M)ilky Way

"Everyday" is an adjective used to describe

Hard At Work Or... (NSFW gif)

Hard At Work Or... (NSFW gif)

Good morning <3 [NSFW-ish?]

Good morning <3 [NSFW-ish?]

Getting four-leaf-Clover lucky shouldn't

Getting four-leaf-Clover lucky shouldn't Hinge on you Bumble-ing into some kind of unlikely (M)atch

A little bit of my V

A little bit of my V

Bathroom trips are a waste without a selfie

Bathroom trips are a waste without a selfie

Does this count?

Does this count?

"The cosmos is also within us. We're made

If only you’d been there to catch it

If only you’d been there to catch it

Waking up (is) so hard [NSFW]

Waking up (is) so hard [NSFW]

I hope this isn’t a bad ti[M]e to post

I hope this isn’t a bad ti[M]e to post

Enjoying my day off

Enjoying my day off

Thinking of You (NSFW gif)

Thinking of You (NSFW gif)

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