My dumb sister doesn't know that incest is

My dumb sister doesn't know that incest is considered wrong, which is convenient.

The last time cousin Linda caught me staring

The last time cousin Linda caught me staring at her juicy ass by the pool, she dragged me inside and said to a good look once and for all

As sisters, and roommates, we have our routine:

As sisters, and roommates, we have our routine: shower, class, study, friends, then flicking our bean.

As long as sis and I are quiet, no one ventures

As long as sis and I are quiet, no one ventures into the living room early in the morning

"I told sis I was packing, she didn't believe

Daddy is always there for me when I need

Daddy is always there for me when I need him. And I always pay him back accordingly

My sister hosts all the slumber parties for

My sister hosts all the slumber parties for her friends. I think I'm part of the reason.

While I picked up my stencils, sis nervously

While I picked up my stencils, sis nervously moved into place.

"Isn't this better than a strip club, brother?"

"Come onn sis, it will feel so good I promise."

I'm not sure who enjoyed the sleepover more

I'm not sure who enjoyed the sleepover more -- sis riding my cock all night or her best friend being introduced to our family traditions

I still can't believe mom and sis talk about

I still can't believe mom and sis talk about proper cocksucking technique; or that they asked to practice on me.

When my aunt needed to wear heels to a job

When my aunt needed to wear heels to a job interview, I suggested a balancing exercise to help her readjust.

My son and daughter think they are pretty

My son and daughter think they are pretty sneaky, they need learn close the door all the way.

My do-gooder parents adopted an 18-year old

My do-gooder parents adopted an 18-year old girl that was living on the streets, to help turn her life around. She has been grateful to us ever since.

My cousin told me to stop by for some yoga,

My cousin told me to stop by for some yoga, but her stretches seem a bit unorthodox.

SHIT dad's home!

SHIT dad's home!

My half-sister's always had the hots for

My half-sister's always had the hots for me. With our parents gone more often, we can explore it.

We're pretty far out on the farm now, cousin,

We're pretty far out on the farm now, cousin, and the rest won't be back for hours

my mom wanted to show me this classic dance.

my mom wanted to show me this classic dance. it's called the twist and shout

Mom said to make sure our cousins were entertained

Mom said to make sure our cousins were entertained the entire time they stayed over

I went to see if sis was dressed, and since

I went to see if sis was dressed, and since that day have been obsessed.

Mom said she needed my help in the laundry

Mom said she needed my help in the laundry room. I don't know what I expected.

Once out of earshot of my wife, I finally

Once out of earshot of my wife, I finally took that teasing niece of mine.

Even just walking around the house, I never

Even just walking around the house, I never know when big bro will be overcome by his urges.

"I can't wait until you really fill my belly,

My sister did everything. All I had to do

My sister did everything. All I had to do was hold her and enjoy it.

I see you like my lifeguarding suit bro

I see you like my lifeguarding suit bro

Our family games have some great prizes

Our family games have some great prizes

Nothing better than playing truth or dare

Nothing better than playing truth or dare with my cousins - I always choose dare

Sis says she'll only fuck a fellow Nordic.

Sis says she'll only fuck a fellow Nordic. Luckily for me, we live in an ethnic neighborhood.

"MOM! Dad's gonna be so pissed when he finds

I love it when my niece cums over...

I love it when my niece cums over...

"My brother's nickname was pussy pumper among

Coming from a strict Catholic family, us

Coming from a strict Catholic family, us sisters had to rely on each other for experimentation.

Walked in on my sister. We locked eyes and

Walked in on my sister. We locked eyes and she didn't stop

Aunt Peggy will let anyone fuck if she's

Aunt Peggy will let anyone fuck if she's horny enough

Before I helped her unpack for college, sis

Before I helped her unpack for college, sis agreed to take the first wide load.

Sis came home tonight with a wild look in

Sis came home tonight with a wild look in her eye, and an outrageous demand.

I figure if my daughter is going to drink

I figure if my daughter is going to drink alcohol and experiment with sex, it might as well be at home with me.

When my brother took on the cloth, he made

When my brother took on the cloth, he made a difficult request of me to help him cope.

Bro loves my cooking, but sometimes he wants

Bro loves my cooking, but sometimes he wants dessert first.

"Just...don't try this with the other dancers,

My girlfriend was too small for me. My sister

My girlfriend was too small for me. My sister has no problem taking it all.

"See daddy? This way we can have lap time

Bro's hugs are the best, even in the cramped

Bro's hugs are the best, even in the cramped shower. I just have to make room for his big, meaty tower.

My cousin's pool party didn't end when the

My cousin's pool party didn't end when the other guests left.

While our parents drank outside, my cousin

While our parents drank outside, my cousin and I were sent to her room to bond.

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