TIFU by letting my pet parrout out of its

TIFU by letting my pet parrout out of its cage.

when your buddy keeps forgetting how to do

when your buddy keeps forgetting how to do a Trust Fall

that look when you find out there's only

that look when you find out there's only one slice of pizza left

when your buddy tells you "Rick and Morty"

when your buddy tells you

Trying to get a stain out of your favourite

Trying to get a stain out of your favourite sweater before it sets

Your punishiment after dad's spent hours

Your punishiment after dad's spent hours cleaning the kitchen and you spill your milk

When your mate puts hot chilli sauce in your

When your mate puts hot chilli sauce in your soup.

when you forget your house keys and forced

when you forget your house keys and forced to use the doggy door

when your messy roommate leaves their sports

when your messy roommate leaves their sports equipment all over the place

When you’re choking but your friend doesn't

When you’re choking but your friend doesn't know the Heimlich manoeuvre

When your mates use those joke candles on

When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't blow out

When your sailboat is crossing a bumpy road...

When your sailboat is crossing a bumpy road...

When your bro gives you that strong shoulder

When your bro gives you that strong shoulder massage after your workout

when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate

when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate protein bars

The last round of musical chairs is always

The last round of musical chairs is always so intense

Help, bro! My singlet is full of ANTS!

Help, bro! My singlet is full of ANTS!

When the first stream of water is freezing

When the first stream of water is freezing cold.

Oh no he better don't!

Oh no he better don't!

When your Bro is getting dressed for the

When your Bro is getting dressed for the game and you see a big Mosquito on his ass. (if you have funnier captions, comment them for laughs)

when it's your last day at an office you

when it's your last day at an office you hate so you photocopy your face to waste ink

That one friend who will always sing along

That one friend who will always sing along to Christina Aguilera

In response to some recent comments and downvotes.

In response to some recent comments and downvotes.

When your church films you and your dad for

When your church films you and your dad for a video on traditional family values.

When the doctor is done with your bullshit

When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you want it or not.

When your tailor is also a gymnast

When your tailor is also a gymnast

Woof

Woof

When you're possessed by satan but your exorcist

When you're possessed by satan but your exorcist is stuck in traffic

[OC] When you lose one of your contact lenses

[OC] When you lose one of your contact lenses in the carpet.

/r/notgayporn has ruined me

/r/notgayporn has ruined me

When it's the first snowfall of winter

When it's the first snowfall of winter

Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek

When you've been hiking all day and now you're

When you've been hiking all day and now you're paranoid that every little itch is a tick.

when you're focused on winning that hula

when you're focused on winning that hula hoop competition

When you are finally drifting off to sleep

When you are finally drifting off to sleep but then there is a sudden thunder strike.

When you're really thirsty and finally get

When you're really thirsty and finally get a nice glass of cold water

When the vending machine accepts your bill

When the vending machine accepts your bill

when your travel buddies dare you to fit

when your travel buddies dare you to fit inside the airport baggage scanner

Roses are red, my favorite instruments are

Roses are red, my favorite instruments are brass

when your buddy's slicing some apples while

when your buddy's slicing some apples while you check the dough's firmness

when you make friends with some blind guys

when you make friends with some blind guys

Olympic Swimmers

Olympic Swimmers

When you hate fuck your psychopathic brother

When you hate fuck your psychopathic brother with mommy issues.

I dropped my phone in the toilet!

I dropped my phone in the toilet!

When you're a little tipsy and you stand

When you're a little tipsy and you stand up

When your foot goes to sleep and you can't

When your foot goes to sleep and you can't move

Getting a back rub at the end of a long day.

Getting a back rub at the end of a long day.

Feeling a little rough after a late night.

Feeling a little rough after a late night.

Leg cramps are the worst!

Leg cramps are the worst!

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