With dad passed out drunk downstairs, his

With dad passed out drunk downstairs, his anniversary present was about to become mine

Mom and I met some nice boys, but they left.

Mom and I met some nice boys, but they left. Can we continue the party in your room bro?

Sis puts on an air of sweetness around the

Sis puts on an air of sweetness around the others, but when we're alone she's all mischief.

Sis is getting a little cocky about it, but

Sis is getting a little cocky about it, but she still lets me cop a glorious feel between classes

Cousin always gets that devilish look whenever

Cousin always gets that devilish look whenever we drink together...and one thing leads to another

"So you think that skank Kelly can handle

"Your sister knows about us, and she wants

"Well, is this how you pictured them bro?"

When she stays over, my cousin takes over

When she stays over, my cousin takes over the changing room. Not that I mind.

Given how close we'd become, I couldn't well

Given how close we'd become, I couldn't well let my aunt spend Valentine's Day alone...

Getting to know my new sister in law went

Getting to know my new sister in law went better than I thought it would

"Oh, cousin... I sent that to you on accident.

"It's OK honey, our niece is in college.

"OK son, one more shot for your 'art' class.

I'd noticed her flirting with me before,

I'd noticed her flirting with me before, but it wasn't until we were alone that I realized what kind of white trash my cousin was

My sister brings her friends over one at

My sister brings her friends over one at a time now--to visit the college hunk home on break.

"You remember my old college roommate, right

On joining their spa day, my sisters weren't

On joining their spa day, my sisters weren't mad.

Mom brings her girlfriends over, and it's

Mom brings her girlfriends over, and it's my job to entertain them.

"Now son, I asked you to bring out some lotion

Moving in with my lazy, filthy, newly-single

Moving in with my lazy, filthy, newly-single sister has certain undeniable upsides.

The summer after my freshman year at college,

The summer after my freshman year at college, sis greeted me at home like a new man

Mom likes to make sure I have a clear head

Mom likes to make sure I have a clear head before exams

Memento when sis brought her college roommate

Memento when sis brought her college roommate home

"While we're stopped, could you reach back

"Wait, bro--do you think the neighbors saw?"

When my Girlfriends Mom came to substitute

When my Girlfriends Mom came to substitute for our Biology class, she made sure I got the best seat in the room

Yeah bro, I'm done eating. But you're not.

Yeah bro, I'm done eating. But you're not.

Love sharing hotel rooms with mom

Love sharing hotel rooms with mom

With the limited hot water, me, sis, and

With the limited hot water, me, sis, and my chubby cousin had to make do together

When mom arrived at my apartment earlier

When mom arrived at my apartment earlier than expected, sis and I had a little explaining to do

Luckily my roommates don't know the hot milf

Luckily my roommates don't know the hot milf staying over is actually my aunt

When I look at mom's old photos, I want her

When I look at mom's old photos, I want her now even more

My aunt got this wicked grin as we heard

My aunt got this wicked grin as we heard the front door open.

And with that click, our parents were gone

And with that click, our parents were gone for the night

My best anniversary present - my girlfriend's

My best anniversary present - my girlfriend's little sister

It's freezing brother, I can't do it. You

It's freezing brother, I can't do it. You win the stupid bet. What do I have to do for losing?

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