I think we'll be needing that "Do Not Disturb"

I think we'll be needing that

One box left to open, mom's smile egging

One box left to open, mom's smile egging on.

"Starting to like the farm life, cousin?

Sis must have caught me staring at the party,

Sis must have caught me staring at the party, because she couldn't help but tease me any time the hosts turned their backs

I licked up for a preview as sis and I climbed

I licked up for a preview as sis and I climbed to the roof.

With mom bored on her phone, I stood ready

With mom bored on her phone, I stood ready to please; a simple flick of her wrist, and I'm back on my knees.

Ever since my cousin got Snapchat, she sends

Ever since my cousin got Snapchat, she sends me daily pictures to remind me that I'm her favorite cousin.

If I learned one thing from my cousin's wedding,

If I learned one thing from my cousin's wedding, it's that my Mexican aunt is very friendly

My parents wonder why I spend so long in

My parents wonder why I spend so long in the bathroom. And where my sister disappears to.

Is this your brother, who fixed all of our

Is this your brother, who fixed all of our electronics? What exactly did you promise him?

Ready to get going, cousin?

Ready to get going, cousin?

"Want to join us, bro?"

"And just what is wrong with a 'floss' bikini,

"Come to join mommy in the tub?"

"Ugh, no Becky, sucking your brother's balls

"Has your brother finally come to join us?

Now that my aunt is single again, she sends

Now that my aunt is single again, she sends me all her selfies.

"Alright bro, you can wait in my dressing

"Relax mom, I'm just chillin' with my bros."

You can put it wherever you want. Mommy won't

You can put it wherever you want. Mommy won't tell.

Well, nephew... I suppose I didn't really

Well, nephew... I suppose I didn't really ask you over to help me set up the TV.

Sis likes to pretend that we're old English

Sis likes to pretend that we're old English royalty when we're fucking. Something about carrying on the pure bloodline...

My aunt, my cousins, none of their husbands,

My aunt, my cousins, none of their husbands, and a lot of booze. I hope this becomes a family tradition.

My sister couldn't wait to surprise me on

My sister couldn't wait to surprise me on my birthday, she got me the best presents ever

With our cousin visiting from the city, we

With our cousin visiting from the city, we have to show her a few rules of the house.

Our parents aren't together anymore, but

Our parents aren't together anymore, but I stay close to my step-sister.

Guess who's not here bro. Wanna play boyfriend

Guess who's not here bro. Wanna play boyfriend and girlfriend?

My aunt didn't even try to hide how happy

My aunt didn't even try to hide how happy she was when I told her my girlfriend and I broke up

The family reunion was a great time, but

The family reunion was a great time, but I really should have been more careful

Shall we both stare at each other? Or would

Shall we both stare at each other? Or would you like to cuddle, nephew?

For my dad's research, we moved to a remote

For my dad's research, we moved to a remote jungle abode. I think the exclusion and heat are getting to my sister.

With my sister, it's worth investing in booze.

With my sister, it's worth investing in booze.

"Have you seen my panties anywhere dad?"

She may not know much about riding, but my

She may not know much about riding, but my cousin from the city has taught me a few things, too.

"Just a peek bro, but don't post it"

On Christmas morning, I awoke to warm touch.

On Christmas morning, I awoke to warm touch.

The best part of waking up...

The best part of waking up...

"Your cousin is waiting in her room" means

What are you waiting for son? You've earned

What are you waiting for son? You've earned it

Are you ready for your last Christmas present,

Are you ready for your last Christmas present, brother?

After the Derby, my aunt and cousins stopped

After the Derby, my aunt and cousins stopped by to jockey for my pole.

Since dad moved out, I've gotten more pussy

Since dad moved out, I've gotten more pussy than ever before in my life.

"My, my, little bro. Why on earth do you

Mom gets this slightly annoyed look when

Mom gets this slightly annoyed look when I ask to fuck her before her favorite show starts

"Bro, I'm keeping lookout. Just bury your

Casual Fridays are more fun at the family

Casual Fridays are more fun at the family business.

With a wink, my aunt said that my older cousin

With a wink, my aunt said that my older cousin was waiting out back for me.

Early morning scampering I heard, and awoke

Early morning scampering I heard, and awoke did I find, my dear aunt and sweet sister, both presenting behind.

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