When I left for work my cousin said she thought

When I left for work my cousin said she thought of a way to repay me for staying at my apartment. Her answer was waiting on the couch when I got home.

My roommate's only gone for so long, brother.

My roommate's only gone for so long, brother. Do you want to play horsey or not?

I should have been happy my girlfriend came

I should have been happy my girlfriend came over to surprise me - it was just hard to explain away mom squeezing my cock in the lobby

"Ok sis, if you don't gag I'll let you be

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I just knock

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I just knock on bro's wall to come over, and he fixes me right up!

At first my sister was perplexed, at my insistence

At first my sister was perplexed, at my insistence that we stretch; but once she saw my plan of action, she just laid back and let it happen.

After another of her dates was a failure,

After another of her dates was a failure, sis just came to me for a pounding.

Sis comforted her best friend while awaiting

Sis comforted her best friend while awaiting her turn.

Don't look so worried, sis. It's only natural.

Don't look so worried, sis. It's only natural.

Remy LaCroix fucks her brother

Remy LaCroix fucks her brother

Just because I'm an avid reader doesn't mean

Just because I'm an avid reader doesn't mean I'm a good influence on my cousin. Luckily, her parents don't know that.

When sis showed me her recent purchases,

When sis showed me her recent purchases, I drove us the hell back home.

Things she sends when my sister misses me

Things she sends when my sister misses me

My party trick for the girls was to bring

My party trick for the girls was to bring my brother out.

My sister is an aspiring model. But until

My sister is an aspiring model. But until she makes it big, she just poses for me.

Since my brother learned how to please a

Since my brother learned how to please a woman, he's always wanting to practice.

Daddy girls on the couch

Daddy girls on the couch

As soon as I pulled up to visit from college,

As soon as I pulled up to visit from college, my aunt insisted on reliving her days as a sorority sister and gymnast

When she noticed how much I'd been worrying

When she noticed how much I'd been worrying lately, sis invited me to our apartment rooftop to show how she attains inner peace

Um, bro? Was this really on the workout plan?

Um, bro? Was this really on the workout plan?

She may be a total slut, but I love my aunt

She may be a total slut, but I love my aunt for it

I had planned a nice "Welcome Home" dinner

I had planned a nice

Sis waited until after the guests went home

Sis waited until after the guests went home before she gave me my birthday present

I want to buy nicer furniture, but bro says

I want to buy nicer furniture, but bro says we couldn't keep my pussy smell off it anyways

Dad found out about mom and me. And the next

Dad found out about mom and me. And the next time my girlfriend came over, he made me watch, helpless, while he got even.

Once sis had plopped me in her crease, it

Once sis had plopped me in her crease, it was unwilling to release.

When sis asks for a favor, I'm not one to

When sis asks for a favor, I'm not one to scoff. Even oddball requests like

"You want some Kelly? Oh--Nope, he's my brother."

Mom gets a special wake up when dad is out

Mom gets a special wake up when dad is out of town.

When my mom pulled me over, she said there

When my mom pulled me over, she said there was only one way she would let me out of the ticket.

My Aunt bet me anything that she could swallow

My Aunt bet me anything that she could swallow me easily. It didn't take long for her to realize her mistake

Whenever my brother comes home after a long

Whenever my brother comes home after a long day, I take care of our needs. Even if I have to do all the work

My sister is fun when a little tipsy

My sister is fun when a little tipsy

Staying at my cousins' for the summer, I'm

Staying at my cousins' for the summer, I'm finding it easier to fit in than I imagined.

Not. So. Hard. Uncle. I can't keep explaining

Not. So. Hard. Uncle. I can't keep explaining the bruises

Mom was a backseat teaser on the way to the

Mom was a backseat teaser on the way to the ocean

Aunt Linda was worried about re-entering

Aunt Linda was worried about re-entering the dating scene, so sis and I offered to ease her back in

In the dark, by the pool, sis couldn't tell

In the dark, by the pool, sis couldn't tell which of us guys was playing with her pussy

At times, sis and I have to compete for my

At times, sis and I have to compete for my girlfriend's attention.

I promised my cousin that my sister would

I promised my cousin that my sister would settle our poker bet

When curious about sex and romance, I first

When curious about sex and romance, I first turned to my edgy cousin.

Reckless

Reckless

I like my sister like I like my doughnuts:

I like my sister like I like my doughnuts: freshly glazed.

It's good to have my nieces under one roof.

It's good to have my nieces under one roof.

I awoke to see mom and sis still hoping for

I awoke to see mom and sis still hoping for a white Christmas.

My sister is constantly at home studying.

My sister is constantly at home studying. So it's up to me to help her relax.

When we get together to watch the video later,

When we get together to watch the video later, mom always complains her butt looks bigger on camera.

"So, is this appropriate attire for the islands,

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