"Oh! You caught me. Care to join your mom

I...hope you don't mind me making myself

I...hope you don't mind me making myself at home, cousin. It's too nice out for formalities.

My cousin said she didn't have money to help

My cousin said she didn't have money to help pay for gas on the road trip, but offered other compensation instead

Okay cousin, if you're gonna keep trying

Okay cousin, if you're gonna keep trying to sneak in the bathroom while I'm changing I might as well show you what you want to see

I'm staying with my aunt to help out after

I'm staying with my aunt to help out after the divorce. It's not all a chore.

Hey, no need to argue on my account, sisters.

Hey, no need to argue on my account, sisters.

Mom and I wake my brother up early when dad's

Mom and I wake my brother up early when dad's out of town.

After my sister heard about the breakup,

After my sister heard about the breakup, she cheerfully offered to help me forget my ex

When sis found out I was still a virgin,

When sis found out I was still a virgin, she offered a special birthday present.

"Sweet apartment bro. How's the soundproofing?"

I asked mom what kind of clothing she wanted

I asked mom what kind of clothing she wanted for Mother's Day. She said she'd wear anything I bought her.

Once I found mum's old photos, I didn't need

Once I found mum's old photos, I didn't need any other fap materials.

I love when mom and sis text me to hurry

I love when mom and sis text me to hurry home.

"Aww, were you staring at my pokies across

Are you asking me to stop nephew? Or just

Are you asking me to stop nephew? Or just stay quiet?

Since I showed her Fifty Shades of Grey,

Since I showed her Fifty Shades of Grey, my sister has developed a taste for the taboo.

I stayed in my sister's dorm when visiting

I stayed in my sister's dorm when visiting the university. She promised the full college experience.

My sister and cousin liked to play house

My sister and cousin liked to play house a little differently.

Cousin Swap is a good way to spend the holidays.

Cousin Swap is a good way to spend the holidays.

"See daddy, I brought my friend this time.

You know it's just us going out to dinner,

You know it's just us going out to dinner, right sis?

Snuck into my sisters room while she was

Snuck into my sisters room while she was changing after school

On the rare occasions that my sister cooks,

On the rare occasions that my sister cooks, there's always something juicy in the kitchen.

"Come on, honey. Your sister has been alone

When mom wants to try new things, we have

When mom wants to try new things, we have to think of inventive ways to keep dad from hearing about it.

lol cougar, amirite son?

lol cougar, amirite son?

As a stage manager for their performance

As a stage manager for their performance troupe, I get to spend a lot of time with my sisters backstage.

Sis has blossomed into a woman who knows

Sis has blossomed into a woman who knows how to get whatever she wants from me.

Texting invite

Texting invite

Whos first tonight dad?

Whos first tonight dad?

Wanna pet the sweater puppies, bro?

Wanna pet the sweater puppies, bro?

Mom threw a crazy bachelorette party for

Mom threw a crazy bachelorette party for her co-worker, without mentioning the that main entertainment was her son

After releasing the last ribbons, mom's idea

After releasing the last ribbons, mom's idea came to view.

I'm not above stealing my sister's bikini

I'm not above stealing my sister's bikini by the pool, especially when she has to wrestle me to get it back.

Auntie thought I would be embarrassed to

Auntie thought I would be embarrassed to spend a weekend with her at the nudist colony- we didn't spend much time outdoors, but that was for other reasons

Well bro, touch it already. That's why we

Well bro, touch it already. That's why we came in here, right?

"You know I suck at golf, bro. Can't we just

I think sis could feel when I finally came

I think sis could feel when I finally came inside her. I was just amazed at how encouraging mom had been since she found us.

"Every day? You'll be lucky if I let you

"You're sure you locked the entrance to the

Close the door bro before mom hears us

Close the door bro before mom hears us

On my way to bed, mom suggested we stay up

On my way to bed, mom suggested we stay up a little later.

Happy Easter, nephew. Is he risen?

Happy Easter, nephew. Is he risen?

"Sure you can't drop me off bro? I'll pay

Truth or Dare was fun at my sister's sleepover

Truth or Dare was fun at my sister's sleepover party, until her friends started taking pictures.

Bro! Stop laughing and find where you threw

Bro! Stop laughing and find where you threw my bottom. My date will be here any minute.

Doing OK back there nephew? Just take it

Doing OK back there nephew? Just take it nice and slow, and you won't shoot off so quickly this time.

Her shower's a little cramped, but my aunt

Her shower's a little cramped, but my aunt and I make the most of the space.

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