[F/D] Waste not, want not

[F/D] Waste not, want not

[M/S] Joysticks and hard drives

[M/S] Joysticks and hard drives

[B/S] Don’t over think this.

[B/S] Don’t over think this.

[M/S] Present... Boobs

[M/S] Present... Boobs

[M/S] Hell of a time to be out of condoms

[M/S] Hell of a time to be out of condoms

[M/S] Life imitating mother-son porn

[M/S] Life imitating mother-son porn

[M/S] To forgive is divine

[M/S] To forgive is divine

[F/D] Come join us, Daddy

[F/D] Come join us, Daddy

[B/S] Seems it didn’t matter [jordan]

[B/S] Seems it didn’t matter [jordan]

[F/D] You don’t know if you don’t try.

[F/D] You don’t know if you don’t try.

[milf] Makes for a good secretary

[milf] Makes for a good secretary

[B/S] If only the feelings were mutual

[B/S] If only the feelings were mutual

[U/N] She could probably guess what happened

[U/N] She could probably guess what happened

[M/S] So that is why no one is riding in

[M/S] So that is why no one is riding in the passenger seat

[F/D] A small family business

[F/D] A small family business

[M/D] Free is good

[M/D] Free is good

[B/S] Rules never really applied to Chloe

[B/S] Rules never really applied to Chloe

[cool mom] Mom's a gamer

[cool mom] Mom's a gamer

[B/S] Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

[B/S] Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

[M/S] Not really magical, but for sure a

[M/S] Not really magical, but for sure a real pussy pleaser

[wife] Phones have cameras now

[wife] Phones have cameras now

[M/D] A close knit family

[M/D] A close knit family

[M/S] Coincidence? I think not!

[M/S] Coincidence? I think not!

[M/S] Happy to help out

[M/S] Happy to help out

[B/S] Sadly, he can't tell people that.

[B/S] Sadly, he can't tell people that.

[F/D] It gives Ben time to serf the web for

[F/D] It gives Ben time to serf the web for porn, so he's good with it

[M/S] His turned on teacher

[M/S] His turned on teacher

[M/S] Catching up on some missed fuck-time.

[M/S] Catching up on some missed fuck-time.

[milf] Mrs. Stevens has went through some

[milf] Mrs. Stevens has went through some tough times.

[milf] She gets my vote.

[milf] She gets my vote.

[M/S] Josh's hands aren't big enough to cover

[M/S] Josh's hands aren't big enough to cover the boner he's gonna have on the ride home.

[B/S] They give each other shit, but they

[B/S] They give each other shit, but they have each other's backs.

[M/S] The first taste is free.

[M/S] The first taste is free.

Was she really that surprised?

Was she really that surprised?

His mom liked being the center of attention.

His mom liked being the center of attention.

Their mom stayed home.

Their mom stayed home.

Show you what you're missing, Dad

Show you what you're missing, Dad

Lisa has always let her kids rule the roost.

Lisa has always let her kids rule the roost.

I think most guys would be ok with that deal.

I think most guys would be ok with that deal.

No, she does not plan on telling her husband.

No, she does not plan on telling her husband. Nor her son.

[M/S] And by stripper, she means hooker.

[M/S] And by stripper, she means hooker. His mom used to have sex with guys for money.

He'll even fuck her friends, if that's what

He'll even fuck her friends, if that's what it takes.

Imagine having her for a mom. Life would

Imagine having her for a mom. Life would never be boring.

Not crazy.

Not crazy.

We are born sinners.

We are born sinners.

When his mom visits, they rarely leave the

When his mom visits, they rarely leave the apartment.

In life, no one rides for free. She learned

In life, no one rides for free. She learned that from her dad.

[B/S] Being willing to go to jail to prove

[B/S] Being willing to go to jail to prove your love may work in a romantic novel.

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