"Hit the ground running" sounds like a potentially

Anyone want to help me fail No Nut Nov.?

Anyone want to help me fail No Nut Nov.?

I just had to sneak away during work to take

I just had to sneak away during work to take this... ;)

Entropy is a reflection of statistics: there

Entropy is a reflection of statistics: there are many more ways for a system to be

Come and get it!

Come and get it!

Wanted to share this request with the rest

Wanted to share this request with the rest of you. ;)

I suspect that going to a place called Bad

I suspect that going to a place called Bad Beth and Beyond would be a lot more fun than to the actual store

Bottled water is more expensive than, and

Bottled water is more expensive than, and not as strictly regulated as, tap water (in the US, at least); produces plastic waste; and its source often *is* tap water

The type of chocolate we usually eat is metastable,

The type of chocolate we usually eat is metastable, requiring special processing to make. That's why chocolate that melted and then resolidified is often very different

If someone's *really* into deep throating,

If someone's *really* into deep throating, can you say that you're in their neck of the woods when receiving head from them?

it could be a bumpy ride

it could be a bumpy ride

Hey

Hey

"She wants to own me, and I ain't trying

Feeling a bit bloated during the holidays,

Feeling a bit bloated during the holidays, but hopefully a package youd stll like to unwrap. ;)

First time here

First time here

I really should sleep, but something is keeping

I really should sleep, but something is keeping me up...

Yay, mirror selfies!

Yay, mirror selfies!

On the verge

On the verge

Someone come hop on and take a ride!

Someone come hop on and take a ride!

Clothes coming off

Clothes coming off

Merry Christmas/Christmas Eve (to those who

Merry Christmas/Christmas Eve (to those who celebrate) Everyone!

I wish you were here to drain this cock for

I wish you were here to drain this cock for me

Just finished my workout... now who's ready

Just finished my workout... now who's ready for theirs?

First picture, 29 years, how do you like

First picture, 29 years, how do you like it? :)

I just like how this turned out.

I just like how this turned out.

Currently sick and feeling a general malaise,

Currently sick and feeling a general malaise, but I thankfully have a cache of pictures that I can draw from

Love my huge dildo

Love my huge dildo

[M] It's spooky time boils and ghouls

[M] It's spooky time boils and ghouls

Its Friday, and I'm drunk. Anyone wanna chat?

Its Friday, and I'm drunk. Anyone wanna chat?

The position of my dick combined with the

The position of my dick combined with the gray coloration make me think of elephants

Cats can be very cute, but they're killing

Cats can be very cute, but they're killing machines: outdoor cats are estimated to kill billions of birds and small mammals *each year*

Who wants to be my Valentine's Day treat?

Who wants to be my Valentine's Day treat?

Join me at work? ;D

Join me at work? ;D

I swear it looks bigger in this photo than

I swear it looks bigger in this photo than it is

It's wild to me that literally anyone can

It's wild to me that literally anyone can write a bill in the US (though only a member of Congress can introduce it)

No ifs, ands... well, I can't promise there

No ifs, ands... well, I can't promise there won't be any butts

This reminds me of that scene from The Girl

This reminds me of that scene from The Girl Next Door where Cuthbert's character says,

This pose has always been very popular.

This pose has always been very popular.

If "cock ring" didn't already have a meaning,

If

Hey Sailor

Hey Sailor

Who's ready for a second helping of stuffing?

Who's ready for a second helping of stuffing?

"Hit the nail on the head" sounds like a

Have a super Tuesday folks!

Have a super Tuesday folks!

"Dick appointment" has to be one of my favorite

Humans *are* animals. IMO, the mentality

Humans *are* animals. IMO, the mentality that we're separate from nature leads to all sorts of negative effects (environmental and zoological)

Wonder if I should do anything today...

Wonder if I should do anything today...

The US is one of only two countries that

The US is one of only two countries that allows direct-to-consumer marketing of pharmaceuticals

Unfortunately came out a little blurry

Unfortunately came out a little blurry

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