Why Would You Fuck That? Reddit Porn

Several screwdrivers. Full gallery in comments

A fan. [Xpost from /r/spacedicks]

A day in the country, Poland, 1998 - photographer

A rose for M'lady.

Fresh Sushi

More mechanical fucking with what looks like

I'd like her to flip my pancakes if you know

The real octopussy

If you had to fuck one? I'd go for #2

Ridged metal pipe

I wonder if it's loaded...

That's not how you shave...

A well insured vagina.

Forking...

Getting a cap in the ass

She'll feed you and fuck you.

A chair.... [Xpost from /r/wtf]

A greasy tool (A wrench of some sort, I'm

Messy Ice Cream Cone [Xpost from /r/coldporn]

Gumby dives in

Who ya gonna call?

Posted on insertions too, I've heard of guys

Guess she is locked, cocked, and ready to

Fancy an apple? (x-post from /r/nsfw_wtf)

Hockey Fan

Why the hell? By now dear users, you know

I'm not sure just what this is, a corn dog,

No means no -cross post from R/insertions

Chie fucks knife hilt while lactating

A nice plump strawberry.

Everything in the junk drawer

Evian

"Where's your bicycle seat?" "Seat? Who needs

I never understood the appeal of whisks,

Sea water.

Giant teddy bear.

I'd tap that.

Yo dawg...

The D just didn't cut it anymore (x-post

"Why are you stealing a bowling pin!?" "I'm

I've never thought or seen of this one before,

Big Blue

Hey can you clean my glasses?

In this case it might be a bit more like

She must be from the Midwest. (Xpost)

Fucking a doll

A penis [Xpost from /r/wtf and /r/peehole]

Shoe Shining.

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