Silly girl, you can only do a proper mammogram

Silly girl, you can only do a proper mammogram with my face

Where will you be with the Ambien kicks in?

Where will you be with the Ambien kicks in?

She's not even sure why she's there

She's not even sure why she's there

Just a licensed exam, trust me

Just a licensed exam, trust me

I think she just accidentally butt-raped

I think she just accidentally butt-raped herself

Thought it was the lunch table

Thought it was the lunch table

Cross-eyed BJ

Cross-eyed BJ

"Is this sexy? This is hot, right?"

CHEEEEEESE!

CHEEEEEESE!

He said he was "restuffing her chi"

He said he was

Doesn't realize what gravity will do to ruin

Doesn't realize what gravity will do to ruin those perfect titties

She mastered defying gravity

She mastered defying gravity

She thinks she's getting physical therapy

She thinks she's getting physical therapy

Still not sure what button to touch to get

Still not sure what button to touch to get the food pellet

Thousand yard stare, 8" at a time

Thousand yard stare, 8

Straight from her twitter, her PR-team can't

Straight from her twitter, her PR-team can't be much smarter than her

You can be my buttplug (waank!)

You can be my buttplug (waank!)

She thinks her boobs hurt because of the

She thinks her boobs hurt because of the dildo

Is there still a penis in me?

Is there still a penis in me?

Right the gloves are how you don't get babies

Right the gloves are how you don't get babies

"Is this my happy faces?"

More of a Gump rope, really

More of a Gump rope, really

Halfway to orgasm, halfway to sleep

Halfway to orgasm, halfway to sleep

That's not how you make milk, silly girl

That's not how you make milk, silly girl

What was her real name? I wonder if she was

What was her real name? I wonder if she was that emotionless in life or just porn?

She thinks lotion is "hand jizz"

She thinks lotion is

If all the blood rushes to you boobs, your

If all the blood rushes to you boobs, your brain is free to do porn

She thinks he's the Time Warner installation

She thinks he's the Time Warner installation guy

Here's to hoping she's graded on attendance

Here's to hoping she's graded on attendance

I think she's pouring honey on herself and

I think she's pouring honey on herself and I'm okay with that

"Do you like the way my back hurts?"

This icicle doesn't feel hot!

This icicle doesn't feel hot!

Got an A on her oral exam from the door-to-door

Got an A on her oral exam from the door-to-door gynecologist

She's cosplaying as cotton candy

She's cosplaying as cotton candy

I think he's inflating her tits with that

I think he's inflating her tits with that spigot

Gotta lock that down

Gotta lock that down

She's wearing the same 'dress' in two different

She's wearing the same 'dress' in two different scenes.

Very apt description of Lucie, courtesy of

Very apt description of Lucie, courtesy of /b/

BANG! BANG! AM I HOLDING IT RIGHT?

BANG! BANG! AM I HOLDING IT RIGHT?

He fucks her asshole so she doesn't spawn

He fucks her asshole so she doesn't spawn another retard

She actually thinks it's how you get out

She actually thinks it's how you get out of jail

She's just glad she's paid by the pound

She's just glad she's paid by the pound

Using her jump ropes, apparently

Using her jump ropes, apparently

Slapping her retarded Tits [xposted /r/titslap]

Slapping her retarded Tits [xposted /r/titslap]

Don't you wish EVERY girl would go through

Don't you wish EVERY girl would go through a growth spurt like this?

SO EROTIC

SO EROTIC

Wide eyes, big heart, can't comprehend

Wide eyes, big heart, can't comprehend

Tastes like I'm about a quart low

Tastes like I'm about a quart low

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