Sometimes, getting grounded is worth it.

Sometimes, getting grounded is worth it.

Working out with my sister is all the motivation

Working out with my sister is all the motivation I need.

Whenever I get tired of shopping, my sister

Whenever I get tired of shopping, my sister reminds me of why I come.

It may only be a three hour trip to grandma’s,

It may only be a three hour trip to grandma’s, but mom still insisted we get a motel room along the way.

I had to think of some way to feed my vegan

I had to think of some way to feed my vegan daughter more protein.

"Think of anything you want for dinner tonight,

I never feel bad about getting my sister

I never feel bad about getting my sister wet.

By the end of an Instagram photoshoot with

By the end of an Instagram photoshoot with my sister is always the payoff.

I try to use good manners, but it’s always

I try to use good manners, but it’s always been hard to maintain solid eye contact at home.

Sis only knows how to bake weed brownies,

Sis only knows how to bake weed brownies, but that's fine with me.

Aunty and I both hate it when I get picked

Aunty and I both hate it when I get picked up early.

Though we kept up through texting since the

Though we kept up through texting since the summer, it's great to see my aunt again over the holidays.

Yep, my daughter got the troublemaking genes.

Yep, my daughter got the troublemaking genes.

The bad news is, my mom and sister take the

The bad news is, my mom and sister take the longest showers. The good news is, I'm welcome to join them.

The first time wasn't rushed. My aunt just

The first time wasn't rushed. My aunt just walked in, sat down, and asked

It’s not cheering for a running back when

It’s not cheering for a running back when mom screams “pound that hole” on Sundays.

I tend to agree that sis found something

I tend to agree that sis found something better to spend her college money on.

“One Indian guru is as good as another”

“One Indian guru is as good as another” I said when I swapped my sister’s yoga books for the Kama Sutra.

Sis gets in a double warm up every morning.

Sis gets in a double warm up every morning.

As soon as I finish one household duty, mom

As soon as I finish one household duty, mom reminds me of another.

Only walking out of the store did I realize

Only walking out of the store did I realize that mom and I left something in the changing room.

We were taught the importance of finding

We were taught the importance of finding common ground, so my sister and I always bring something the other wants to the table.

Sis always laughs at inopportune times.

Sis always laughs at inopportune times.

With my little princess all grown up now,

With my little princess all grown up now, she has to earn nice things the same way her mommy does.

Since my sister and I had to make our own

Since my sister and I had to make our own Thanksgiving in our apartment this year, the whole family wanted photos. But most we weren’t keen on sharing.

Bikini season may be gone, but I still appreciate

Bikini season may be gone, but I still appreciate what sis calls “cuddle weather.”

I'm hoping for a nice, long road trip this

I'm hoping for a nice, long road trip this summer with my sister.

When I became old enough to know what all

When I became old enough to know what all my aunt's tattoos meant, I stopped knocking in her house.

I've always admired mom's bravery. She didn't

I've always admired mom's bravery. She didn't blink when I wound up driving us to the nudist beach.

It’s obvious my sister is on the volleyball

It’s obvious my sister is on the volleyball team, and not just because she’s tall.

When my little sister started showing an

When my little sister started showing an interest in boys, mom insisted she only do one thing with them, and first learn how to do it properly at home.

Sis knows her lip bite is like kryptonite.

Sis knows her lip bite is like kryptonite.

An adorable daughter is a blessing and a

An adorable daughter is a blessing and a curse.

Sis has been trying since forever to get

Sis has been trying since forever to get me to exercise. And all it took was one idea.

Mom yells when I snap my sister's bra, but

Mom yells when I snap my sister's bra, but there's always an Option B.

It's a bit weird having to share a room with

It's a bit weird having to share a room with my big sister over the holidays. But only because our parents might actually hear this time.

Nowadays when mom comes down to the basement,

Nowadays when mom comes down to the basement, I don’t think of kicking her out.

My daughter is trying to get me into yoga,

My daughter is trying to get me into yoga, but we always end up back at my favorite exercise.

"Any plans for today, bro?"

There's few things better than clean sheets

There's few things better than clean sheets and a dirty cousin.

I'm starting to realize why mom installed

I'm starting to realize why mom installed the extra lock on my door.

Sis has already started dropping hints about

Sis has already started dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas.

It only took two guesses for my aunt to figure

It only took two guesses for my aunt to figure out what I wanted most on my birthday.

I never miss a family getaway with mom.

I never miss a family getaway with mom.

Aunty stops being subtle as soon as mom turns

Aunty stops being subtle as soon as mom turns her back.

The long trips back home for the weekend

The long trips back home for the weekend seem a bit shorter now that sis has joined me at college.

Playfulness is the best quality in a sister.

Playfulness is the best quality in a sister.

Before setting off on our Labor Day trip,

Before setting off on our Labor Day trip, I had to make sure my sister was prepared.

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