After weeks of teasing since she came back,

After weeks of teasing since she came back, sis and I finally took the plunge when our parents were out.

"Pay attention, bro. Mom said you needed

You know the tax for using my bathroom, sis.

You know the tax for using my bathroom, sis.

By the time the other guys left the party

By the time the other guys left the party my cousin had assessed her summer options, and settled on me.

With both my horny nieces in town, I have

With both my horny nieces in town, I have the pick of the litter.

When I told mom I hadn't put a condom on,

When I told mom I hadn't put a condom on, it became a race to the finish.

How my little sister gets back at our mom

How my little sister gets back at our mom

"Sit down bro, I wanna show you something."

As my sister grew more and more curious about

As my sister grew more and more curious about boys, mom said it was our duty to help her.

As poor college students, sis and I got our

As poor college students, sis and I got our mom the best present we could afford for her birthday.

Despite my best efforts, I'm never quite

Despite my best efforts, I'm never quite as responsible as my sister would like me to be.

When my brothers asked me on the boat ride,

When my brothers asked me on the boat ride, I thought there would be more time just to relax.

On her 19th birthday my daughter skipped

On her 19th birthday my daughter skipped school after lunch and fucked my brains out.

My brother has trouble remembering things

My brother has trouble remembering things since the accident. Most days, I'm just some hot chick to him.

Since we forgot to renew the subscription,

Since we forgot to renew the subscription, it became just chill with my brother.

I have a little thing for my step-mother.

I have a little thing for my step-mother. Thankfully, her daughter is helping me through it.

Sorry not sorry I ripped your yoga pants,

Sorry not sorry I ripped your yoga pants, sis.

I would tell on my brother and step-mom so

I would tell on my brother and step-mom so quickly, if I weren't still hoping they would invite me.

Mom keeps talking about something daddy wants

Mom keeps talking about something daddy wants to do, but she won't let on just what.

To think, I used to believe that my sister's

To think, I used to believe that my sister's big mouth was good only for yapping.

My sisters are using me to test out a new

My sisters are using me to test out a new drive-thru idea.

My aunt really loves romantic movies. And

My aunt really loves romantic movies. And I'm starting to, too.

Didn't I tell you sis? The real thing is

Didn't I tell you sis? The real thing is much better.

Sis wants to be a vampire for Halloween,

Sis wants to be a vampire for Halloween, and is practicing her draining skills.

Turkey and gravy are the reasons to go to

Turkey and gravy are the reasons to go to Thanksgiving, but my niece is the reason to come.

"OK brother, but only because you asked so

My aunt is cool enough to let my girlfriend

My aunt is cool enough to let my girlfriend and me use her place to fool around. But she does like to watch.

After I flew home from a long year at college,

After I flew home from a long year at college, mom tipped the cabbie extra for a private reunion.

Sis says if she closes the door to her bedroom,

Sis says if she closes the door to her bedroom, dad would think it suspicious. So we don't.

I discovered why my sister does so much laundry

I discovered why my sister does so much laundry at our house.

During our summer trip, sharing a bed with

During our summer trip, sharing a bed with my brother wasn't quite as bad as I let on.

When my brother does an extra good job, he

When my brother does an extra good job, he gets a hug from me.

Sis took a break from her party just to say

Sis took a break from her party just to say she'd been thinking about me.

Finding dirt on my sister can serve many

Finding dirt on my sister can serve many ends.

Oh, I know my bro's watching.

Oh, I know my bro's watching.

Alright sis, enough watching.

Alright sis, enough watching.

My sister got bored building sandcastles.

My sister got bored building sandcastles.

Little sisters never believe what you tell

Little sisters never believe what you tell them. They have to be shown.

My sisters are great roommates.

My sisters are great roommates.

After the family gatherings, it's nice to

After the family gatherings, it's nice to catch up with my cousin in private.

Beach trips are always more fun with my sister

Beach trips are always more fun with my sister in tow.

Mom and dad just installed a master bath,

Mom and dad just installed a master bath, but I think we're getting the most use.

"Jeez bro, that was pretty nice."

There's no furniture in our apartment yet,

There's no furniture in our apartment yet, but I'm happy just sharing it with my sisters.

Renting the limo was totally worth it for

Renting the limo was totally worth it for the big dance, even having to take my sister and her friend along.

On our first trip to Vegas, my sister found

On our first trip to Vegas, my sister found a cute girl she wanted to experiment with. But she asked for a familiar presence, too.

My sister and I should probably be more careful,

My sister and I should probably be more careful, but mom is always insisting we not leave a mess.

It's nice to wake up to my sister back home

It's nice to wake up to my sister back home for the summer.

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