With her friends still occupied by the pool,

With her friends still occupied by the pool, sis got a naughty idea.

"Alright nephew, pizza and lube. Need anything

My sister's practice was rained out yesterday.

My sister's practice was rained out yesterday. So, she asked if we could hang out instead.

Even though we're at a European resort together,

Even though we're at a European resort together, it's a bit scandalous why my sister always looks like she's just had sex.

Lazy pool days with mom are the best.

Lazy pool days with mom are the best.

"I swear bro, if you show this to your friends

You look confused, son. Do you still not

You look confused, son. Do you still not know why we're on this vacation?

"Thanks for letting me chill in your hotel

"It's nice and smooth for you this time,

Finally caught my sister in the shower

Finally caught my sister in the shower

My aunt may only have an above-ground pool,

My aunt may only have an above-ground pool, but I'm there whenever possible.

Jesus, aunt, don't play with yourself in

Jesus, aunt, don't play with yourself in front of me. Let me help.

Ugh, come on, bro. Lighten up a little, there's

Ugh, come on, bro. Lighten up a little, there's no one around for miles!

Mom usually only dips her toes in the pool,

Mom usually only dips her toes in the pool, but I aim to get her wetter.

I end up washing sheets every day when my

I end up washing sheets every day when my sister stays over

Come on Bro, Mom said you can join us too

Come on Bro, Mom said you can join us too if you want

Step mom is finally growing comfortable with

Step mom is finally growing comfortable with me around the house

Where did my batteries go sis???

Where did my batteries go sis???

Wild hair wasn't the only change. My sister

Wild hair wasn't the only change. My sister came back from college used to getting some every night.

When I told mom I was tired of fixing her

When I told mom I was tired of fixing her computer, she started upping the rewards.

"Finally taking me up on my offer, cousin?

Nephews in town. Always horny. #justauntthings

Nephews in town. Always horny. #justauntthings

"Your brother is pretty cute. Think he'll

"So, you like my yoga pants brother? Or something

Mom couldn't help bragging about me, and

Mom couldn't help bragging about me, and soon after we moved in all the neighborhood wives were curious.

I really shouldn't keep letting my niece

I really shouldn't keep letting my niece come over to visit the pool. But who could say no to that face?

Auntie was proud of herself after our afternoon

Auntie was proud of herself after our afternoon adventure together

Mom and I spent most of the long weekend

Mom and I spent most of the long weekend playing in her bed.

I never realised going shopping with mom

I never realised going shopping with mom could be so much fun.

By the time mom remembered she had invited

By the time mom remembered she had invited some colleagues over that afternoon, they had already arrived, and we were about to come.

As my cousin slipped her shoes off, I knew

As my cousin slipped her shoes off, I knew we would both be getting comfortable.

My cousin had always kissed me rather longingly

My cousin had always kissed me rather longingly under the mistletoe at our family Christmas-- we always got strange, awkward looks from the rest of the family. Now that she had her own place, she invited me over for what we'd both been aching for for so m

My cousin Sunshine has a crush on me.

My cousin Sunshine has a crush on me.

"I'm sorry for walking naked in front of

I hope you don't mind me insisting that you

I hope you don't mind me insisting that you stay in my room, cousin.

"I don't wear them cheering on the field,

Here's a better angle for your photo, brother

Here's a better angle for your photo, brother

With relatives upstairs and in the next room,

With relatives upstairs and in the next room, sis and I had to be very careful fooling around in the stairwell.

My aunt lets me drink beer when I stay over,

My aunt lets me drink beer when I stay over, even though I'm only 19. We do a few other naughty things, too.

Mom hates when I'm late to "dinner."

Mom hates when I'm late to

"Your father won't be coming home tonight.

"Come on son, let's go see if your sister

Cousin, you always stare at them every time

Cousin, you always stare at them every time we go to the pool. I'd say you've earned the full show.

When she knows what I want for my present,

When she knows what I want for my present, mom'll just slap a bow on it and let me dive in.

My cousin wanted to know if I thought her

My cousin wanted to know if I thought her ass was too fat to be wearing a thong - I can't get enough of her curves

Sis thought I would tell mom and dad about

Sis thought I would tell mom and dad about her new boyfriend. I just wanted a snapshot.

When I saw it in the store, I knew it would

When I saw it in the store, I knew it would perfectly fit my sister.

Can't make it too easy, huh sis.

Can't make it too easy, huh sis.

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