Her best friend and I planned a special trip

Her best friend and I planned a special trip around town for my sister before she left for college.

Since my sister moved in, my girlfriend and

Since my sister moved in, my girlfriend and I are finding it harder to get any privacy.

My constant goal, mom.

My constant goal, mom.

Now that she's moved back into the house,

Now that she's moved back into the house, sis won't leave mom and me alone for a second.

People say my sister looks like Daisy Ridley,

People say my sister looks like Daisy Ridley, but that's not who she cosplays.

My niece gets so stressed out about college,

My niece gets so stressed out about college, work, and friends. So I'm constantly inviting her over to...relax.

When the urge hits my sister, I can't drive

When the urge hits my sister, I can't drive home fast enough.

Sometimes, mom gets a little too comfy during

Sometimes, mom gets a little too comfy during the big game.

"Well come on sis, isn't it time our brother

When I first moved back home again, my sister

When I first moved back home again, my sister had mixed feelings.

When it rained all morning, but sis wants

When it rained all morning, but sis wants to do something outside.

I don't get to see them for much of the rest

I don't get to see them for much of the rest of the year, so mom and my sister spoil me on Valentine's Day.

Sis was so excited about her cute new bathing

Sis was so excited about her cute new bathing suit, she called me in to see before finishing putting it on.

Whenever my sister comes to visit, I try

Whenever my sister comes to visit, I try to leave her with a little something to remember me.

I've never been confident enough to pick

I've never been confident enough to pick up girls and bring them home. So mom does it for me.

When I agreed to help my sister practice

When I agreed to help my sister practice for her massage course, I didn't realize every aspect of the job.

No matter what your relationship, little

No matter what your relationship, little sisters are always trying to throw stuff at you.

Daddy says to focus on the most important

Daddy says to focus on the most important bits first.

Sis always wants to cut class for one reason

Sis always wants to cut class for one reason or another.

My step-sister asked to record a special

My step-sister asked to record a special message for her boyfriend after she found out he'd been cheating.

It's time to get up, brother.

It's time to get up, brother.

Between me and my sister, I wasn't sure where

Between me and my sister, I wasn't sure where a new girlfriend would fit in. But we make it work.

Sis moves quicker than I remember.

Sis moves quicker than I remember.

Three little cousins came to visit...

Three little cousins came to visit...

My cousin may be sheltered, but she's a fast

My cousin may be sheltered, but she's a fast learner

Mom tipped the airport cabbie extra so she

Mom tipped the airport cabbie extra so she could give me a proper sendoff.

She's always finding excuses to come in while

She's always finding excuses to come in while I'm showering, and every time she ends up naked and spread on the countertop

Mom isn't the only one excited about my brother's

Mom isn't the only one excited about my brother's return.

Mom was super impressed when I aced Human

Mom was super impressed when I aced Human Sexuality. She's been quizzing me ever since.

Despite the pretext of our visits, my cousin

Despite the pretext of our visits, my cousin and I rarely play pool together.

After I turned eighteen, I started enjoying

After I turned eighteen, I started enjoying mommy's bath time even more.

Even on cloudy days when we can't perfect

Even on cloudy days when we can't perfect our tans, sis and I have learned to enjoy the private family beach house.

It's really cool of my aunt to let my girlfriend

It's really cool of my aunt to let my girlfriend and I use her house, especially when she's there.

I wasn't able to unstick my sister's hand

I wasn't able to unstick my sister's hand in the sink. But I did take her mind off it.

We'll keep practicing until her big date

We'll keep practicing until her big date arrives, but my sister is showing signs of improvement.

Mom and I don't take that long picking up

Mom and I don't take that long picking up groceries. That's just what we tell my dad.

Mom and I are slowly getting my sister comfortable

Mom and I are slowly getting my sister comfortable with our new living arrangements.

Who says you can't have fun on a school night?

Who says you can't have fun on a school night?

Sometimes, sis thinks I'm such a nerd, she'll

Sometimes, sis thinks I'm such a nerd, she'll change in front of me. And I don't mind.

My sister has always been the artsy type,

My sister has always been the artsy type, so our relationship is a little more open than most.

I'm always late dropping my sister off at

I'm always late dropping my sister off at soccer practice. But it's for a good cause.

Loving mothers take in all their sons' performances.

Loving mothers take in all their sons' performances.

I don't always spend the day at the beach

I don't always spend the day at the beach with my sister, but I do find her when it's time to rinse off.

To be honest, I'm still getting used to being

To be honest, I'm still getting used to being my sister's guinea pig for massage school.

"You don't mind sharing your huge hotel room,

Our boyfriends know that my sister and I

Our boyfriends know that my sister and I love our spa getaways; but not why.

Sis and I wouldn't have guessed mom's first

Sis and I wouldn't have guessed mom's first question when she caught us.

All of our babysitters go through the same

All of our babysitters go through the same interview process. My niece is no exception.

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