I thank God for crowded buses, zippers, and

I thank God for crowded buses, zippers, and my sister insisting that she sit on my lap.

Don't worry mom, that's just the maids. Dad

Don't worry mom, that's just the maids. Dad won't be back for another hour.

Mom was happy to pose for my old-timey, damsel-in-distress

Mom was happy to pose for my old-timey, damsel-in-distress photo shoot, right until I finished the setup.

"Come on, I saw you staring at them a minute

Sis gets so excited for bath time.

Sis gets so excited for bath time.

My aunt knows that it's tough being away

My aunt knows that it's tough being away at college. Her snaps don't make it any easier.

Normally, I'm not a bubble-bath kind of person.

Normally, I'm not a bubble-bath kind of person. But I make an exception for my sister.

It's a full weekend when my three cousins

It's a full weekend when my three cousins come to town.

"One more kiss for the camera, mom. Then

With my aunt as a TA, there's always an opportunity

With my aunt as a TA, there's always an opportunity for extra credit

"Don't look so awkward little brother. I

"Well cousin, here's what's under my swim

Sis owed me a favour so I cashed in and told

Sis owed me a favour so I cashed in and told her she was making breakfast today

"Your uncle is finally asleep. Now nephew,

My nephew's enthusiasm makes me feel ten

My nephew's enthusiasm makes me feel ten years younger.

Hey, what gives? You didn't hug me before

Hey, what gives? You didn't hug me before you left, cousin.

My sis sent this pic to my best friend, who

My sis sent this pic to my best friend, who then sent it to me. He's no longer my best friend. [x-post from /r/BustyNats]

Done just laying around, nephew?

Done just laying around, nephew?

I love spending the summer with my cousin.

I love spending the summer with my cousin.

"Your father won't be home until late. How

I never stopped striving for mom's approval.

I never stopped striving for mom's approval. Only the methods have changed.

You looked so lonely just sitting out here,

You looked so lonely just sitting out here, nephew. Want to play with your auntie?

My sister got a somewhat incredulous look

My sister got a somewhat incredulous look when I asked her for the third fuck of the day.

Before taking her nap, sis left a clue that

Before taking her nap, sis left a clue that I was free to wake her whenever I wanted.

Mom had raced up to the hotel room while

Mom had raced up to the hotel room while I checked in. She was ready when I arrived.

After I finish cleaning her pool, my aunt

After I finish cleaning her pool, my aunt has one final chore for me.

"You're up late, nephew. And I have a big

Wakey wakey, Aunty.

Wakey wakey, Aunty.

Bro, this is the last pair I'm modeling for

Bro, this is the last pair I'm modeling for you. I have to pick some panties for my date already.

Mom and sis are staying with me for the week.

Mom and sis are staying with me for the week. They insist on sending dad updates.

It was my sister's idea to check out the

It was my sister's idea to check out the new filter types on Instagram. But I suggested the poses.

My cousin wanted me to try hot yoga-- how

My cousin wanted me to try hot yoga-- how could I say no?

I thought watching my cousin this summer

I thought watching my cousin this summer would be a chore. But it hasn't turned out to be.

Dad warned me about mom's mid-life crisis,

Dad warned me about mom's mid-life crisis, but I don't mind being her snapchat buddy one bit

When my aunt hired me on as trainer, I knew

When my aunt hired me on as trainer, I knew she couldn't just want to get in shape

Repeating senior year seemed a little better

Repeating senior year seemed a little better when my aunt offered to tutor me after school.

Mom told us both to clear our schedules on

Mom told us both to clear our schedules on Sunday. It would be a full day.

After I won Strip Pool, it was my cousin's

After I won Strip Pool, it was my cousin's turn to pick our activity. She chose well.

"So, are you staying the whole weekend cousin?"

I only managed a grainy photo, but I'll never

I only managed a grainy photo, but I'll never forget the first time my aunt rented us a motel room.

"Hey bro. Wanna rock out with our junk out?"

When my cousin finally shed her bathing suit

When my cousin finally shed her bathing suit in our pool, all the shmoozing was worth it.

"I know it's your apartment bro, but I don't

After my dad proposed to her mom, my new

After my dad proposed to her mom, my new step sister suggested getting to know each other better

Despite getting married in a few hours, my

Despite getting married in a few hours, my aunt wanted to continue my marathon performance stemming from her bachelorette party

Do you think people out there would judge

Do you think people out there would judge us, bro? If they knew how much we loved fucking each other?

Sometimes when sis won't stop texting mom,

Sometimes when sis won't stop texting mom, I just send back a photo of why she's busy.

I couldn't figure out why Auntie was so eager

I couldn't figure out why Auntie was so eager to tutor me until I showed up to the first session

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