Whenever daddy finds something meaty in the

Whenever daddy finds something meaty in the kitchen, he just dives right in.

My mom really stresses cleaning the hard-to-reach

My mom really stresses cleaning the hard-to-reach areas.

Mom says I shouldn't touch myself in certain

Mom says I shouldn't touch myself in certain naughty ways. That's her job.

And what have we been up to while I was napping,

And what have we been up to while I was napping, aunt?

I got dragged into the showers after my cousin

I got dragged into the showers after my cousin at the pool, but it was worth it.

Sis does this maniacal laugh before she lets

Sis does this maniacal laugh before she lets me fuck her.

"Ooh, good job bro."

Daddy's daily "inspections" are getting more

Daddy's daily

Sis made some low-budget films to help pay

Sis made some low-budget films to help pay off student loans. I was the only guy she trusted to help.

My aunt paid the cabbie extra on the way

My aunt paid the cabbie extra on the way back from the airport. We didn't realize it was a Taxi Confessional until after they had the footage.

See sis? It's not so bad. Now can I go in?

See sis? It's not so bad. Now can I go in?

With my sisters, it turns out that broken

With my sisters, it turns out that broken arms are no excuse.

My Brother thought I could use a better after

My Brother thought I could use a better after school snack than just a banana.

Aunt Katie doesn't mind that I'm a kiss-ass.

Aunt Katie doesn't mind that I'm a kiss-ass.

After months of my sister complaining that

After months of my sister complaining that she couldn't get a boyfriend, my step-mom and I thought of a way to shut her up.

The price of thinking about a blowjob from

The price of thinking about a blowjob from your sister for so long is that, when it finally happens, things go rather quickly.

Mom's "talk" after catching me jerking it

Mom's

It's still a bit hazy from all the acid we

It's still a bit hazy from all the acid we dropped, but I remember my hippie cousins weren't as lame as I'd expected.

As our cabbie took off for a smoke break,

As our cabbie took off for a smoke break, mom decided my proper homecoming couldn't wait until we got home.

Sis complained that the stripper I brought

Sis complained that the stripper I brought ruined her party. But I think it just made her jealous.

Aunt Katie always seems happy to see me when

Aunt Katie always seems happy to see me when I stop by.

Before sis headed off to college, my mom

Before sis headed off to college, my mom and I decided to show her a few things we thought she'd enjoy in life.

When I lowkey bragged to my sister that I

When I lowkey bragged to my sister that I was banging our teacher, she begged to join.

Mom and I have been trying to get my sister

Mom and I have been trying to get my sister a social life, but she still comes home earlier than we expect.

My appearance at the 4th of July barbecue

My appearance at the 4th of July barbecue was a bit of a surprise; but a good one to my sister.

My sisters know how to get top dollar from

My sisters know how to get top dollar from me for their car washes.

Daddy can't yell about my grades when his

Daddy can't yell about my grades when his mouth is just hanging open.

It's so cozy just snuggling on my brother.

It's so cozy just snuggling on my brother.

The morning after a drunken escapade, it

The morning after a drunken escapade, it was nice to find sis still interested.

Is this okay so far, sis?

Is this okay so far, sis?

"Remember bro. Just the tip."

My niece has been earning a lot at the massage

My niece has been earning a lot at the massage parlor, so I went to investigate why.

Sis and I don't get much private time at

Sis and I don't get much private time at the house. So I make the most of it.

The pool party game I suggested was a joke,

The pool party game I suggested was a joke, but my cousin seized on the idea.

For mom's birthday, sis and I planned a surprise

For mom's birthday, sis and I planned a surprise during her morning routine.

Busted.

Busted.

My pussy was burning when my big brother

My pussy was burning when my big brother finally noticed me, stroked it, and bent me over.

When mom and dad aren't around, I enjoy teasing

When mom and dad aren't around, I enjoy teasing my sister for a change.

When sis needs something from me, I never

When sis needs something from me, I never make her grovel on her knees. Lying down is more comfortable.

I couldn't drive sis to ComiCon without first

I couldn't drive sis to ComiCon without first fulfilling a long-time fantasy.

My new girlfriend insists that her daughter

My new girlfriend insists that her daughter never feel left out.

I knew you were 'mirin back there sis, but

I knew you were 'mirin back there sis, but jeez.

My sister's annoying roommates bought all

My sister's annoying roommates bought all new furniture to replace the persistent stains that kept popping up. So my sister and I set to making new ones.

When mom goes looking for something she wants,

When mom goes looking for something she wants, there's no point in trying to fight it.

Soon, sister.

Soon, sister.

When I caught how close Uncle Billy is with

When I caught how close Uncle Billy is with mom, I knew there'd be an opening for me, too.

Since we were both separated for college,

Since we were both separated for college, sis and I cherish the moments we have together.

Paradoxically, it's more often my girlfriend

Paradoxically, it's more often my girlfriend who walks in on private time with mom.

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