A couple of my step sister's insecurities

A couple of my step sister's insecurities are easier to handle.

My roommate gets off on watching my brother

My roommate gets off on watching my brother and me, so we give her a good show.

I've seen the way you stare at me Nephew

I've seen the way you stare at me Nephew - now that we are alone, what is going through your head?

My niece came up to the farm expecting a

My niece came up to the farm expecting a ride. Even though we don't own any horses.

On the second day of vacation with my sister,

On the second day of vacation with my sister, I awoke to two inspiring views.

Pardon the interruption aunt, but you'll

Pardon the interruption aunt, but you'll need need a helper to evenly spread that oil.

Dragging my drunk sister home from the party,

Dragging my drunk sister home from the party, she suggested we hold up for a few minutes.

After the s'mores and scary stories, my sisters

After the s'mores and scary stories, my sisters and I move on to the best phase of our slumber parties.

If you had twin sisters, you'd love the double

If you had twin sisters, you'd love the double kiss as well.

Mom wears a robe around the house when dad

Mom wears a robe around the house when dad is around. But I still know what's underneath.

Fine, nephew... but just a peek.

Fine, nephew... but just a peek.

Mom got her friends together for a Girls

Mom got her friends together for a Girls Night. I was chosen to document it.

Looking back at our holiday photos this year,

Looking back at our holiday photos this year, staying up with my cousin was the best part of Christmas Eve.

Don't worry sis, boys don't care about tan

Don't worry sis, boys don't care about tan lines. Here, I'll show you an example.

I can't believe mom wears this. Didn't it

I can't believe mom wears this. Didn't it start when you moved back home, bro?

Bro, if you don't get over here right now,

Bro, if you don't get over here right now, I'll tell Dad and you know how mad he got last time

"Bro, come help me look. We don't need mom

Yes nephew, you could join your friends out

Yes nephew, you could join your friends out on the beach. Or, you can stay here and see what I had planned for us.

Once I started Juilliard, mom's music lessons

Once I started Juilliard, mom's music lessons became even more rewarding

After seeing up close, I was wary for more.

After seeing up close, I was wary for more. But sis promised the most, wondrous feeling by far.

My sister always forgets that her Webcam

My sister always forgets that her Webcam is always on when her laptop is open - I don't mind very much

Piano lessons are just the cover my aunt

Piano lessons are just the cover my aunt and I use.

I left the oil by the pool. My sisters' curiosity

I left the oil by the pool. My sisters' curiosity took care of the rest.

After a quick tour of the beach house, my

After a quick tour of the beach house, my cousin showed me where we would end up spending much of the summer--a secluded shed.

You know that cool, hot, older cousin? Not

You know that cool, hot, older cousin? Not as well as I do.

"Well, you found us bro. What are you going

"Show me yours" was one thing, buts sis freaked

Mom wanted my step-sister well prepared for

Mom wanted my step-sister well prepared for collage.

"Come unwrap your present, daddy."

When I found my sister's toy, I handed it

When I found my sister's toy, I handed it straight to mom. Who let me watch the result.

I could never take my niece the way she wants

I could never take my niece the way she wants me too. But with her friend's help, we get pretty close.

My sister thought of something better than

My sister thought of something better than a welcome home party.

When dad is out of town, I let mom pick the

When dad is out of town, I let mom pick the movies we watch.

At my third therapy session, only mom showed

At my third therapy session, only mom showed up.

With a bow on her head, red panties on bottom,

With a bow on her head, red panties on bottom, my dear sister would spread, for the best present she'd gotten.

Since my brother got interested in alternative

Since my brother got interested in alternative photography, he has relied on me to help make that perfect shot.

If the joint showers weren't enough, Mom

If the joint showers weren't enough, Mom now expects a full day of entertainment when I stay over.

My sister was drunk and horny and refused

My sister was drunk and horny and refused to leave my bedroom last night

After accidentally exposing my "gift," I

After accidentally exposing my

Sis was lonely on Valentines day so I surprised

Sis was lonely on Valentines day so I surprised her in bed with a cute teddy bear

Mom texted me throughout college. Now that

Mom texted me throughout college. Now that I'm back, we can spend the lazy days we promised each other.

Mom insists that I hand over the camera in

Mom insists that I hand over the camera in our hotel room.

"Son! Quit backing up and give your mother

When my aunt and cousin visit, it's not for

When my aunt and cousin visit, it's not for the futon.

The pool gets crowded when mom invites her

The pool gets crowded when mom invites her friends, too. But I hardly mind.

"Shower's free--so is mommy."

When my sisters and cousins get together,

When my sisters and cousins get together, it's a swell time for all of us.

Mom grew up in a well-to-do family. She was

Mom grew up in a well-to-do family. She was the hippie.

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