"Enough with the photos, son. We only booked

Mom just can't resist showing off her new

Mom just can't resist showing off her new lingerie

Don't grimace, sis. You're next.

Don't grimace, sis. You're next.

"Well bro, you heard mom. Think you can take

"Nephew! I'm just getting in. What do you

Happy photos of us were taken all through

Happy photos of us were taken all through the week; though no nudist thought to discuss why sis was holding my beak.

When first visiting my relatives overseas,

When first visiting my relatives overseas, a cousin asked me whether American boys lived up to their reputation.

I can tell when my step mom is missing dad,

I can tell when my step mom is missing dad, and know just how to fill in.

Both trapped in the cabin due to the snow

Both trapped in the cabin due to the snow storm, my aunt suggested keeping each other warm by the fire.

Mom's still got it.

Mom's still got it.

Mom clearly didn't hear me when I came in

Mom clearly didn't hear me when I came in to use her bathroom after Sis was showering in the one downstairs

As I approached the house from the walkway,

As I approached the house from the walkway, sis raised her leg for me--but no one else--to see.

The first night at the cabin, my cousin promised

The first night at the cabin, my cousin promised some old-fashioned country hospitality.

Since we were roughing it that weekend anyway,

Since we were roughing it that weekend anyway, my sister reasoned we should rely on all our animal instincts.

With mom sleeping below deck. Aunt Tammy

With mom sleeping below deck. Aunt Tammy wasted no time doing what we had both been wanting.

"Well son, if you think this is the best

Still don't look better in my peacoat, sis.

Still don't look better in my peacoat, sis.

Come on, son. You don't want anything separating

Come on, son. You don't want anything separating you from your mother, right?

Little sis, what in the f?!

Little sis, what in the f?!

Usually easy-going, my niece proved a handful

Usually easy-going, my niece proved a handful with my wife away.

I'm a bit of a pool shark, but I only use

I'm a bit of a pool shark, but I only use it on my sister.

When I'm not sure how girls will react to

When I'm not sure how girls will react to something, I try it first with mom.

Sure Aunt Cindy, I'm happy to share the couch

Sure Aunt Cindy, I'm happy to share the couch tonight

Stay quiet, sis, you know mom's sleeping

Stay quiet, sis, you know mom's sleeping on the other end of the couch

Bro, I said you could watch, but you really

Bro, I said you could watch, but you really shouldn't cum on my tits before my boyfriend has had a chance to

I was hardly awake when mom announced the

I was hardly awake when mom announced the plans had changed, and we'd be spending the day together.

My sister couldn't resist bringing our waitress

My sister couldn't resist bringing our waitress back to our hotel room when the bar closed - she wasn't the only one getting a tip at the end of the night

Cousin Courtney begged for my brother and

Cousin Courtney begged for my brother and I to spend a few nights at her new apartment after she broke up with her boyfriend

My cousin made a good offer for me to stay

My cousin made a good offer for me to stay the weekend with her instead of studying

In the cove, mom and I avoided prying eyes.

In the cove, mom and I avoided prying eyes.

When moving to a new house, mom and I ensured

When moving to a new house, mom and I ensured that the bath tub could accommodate two people.

When I moved to college, I brought mom first

When I moved to college, I brought mom first to my new dorm room. The mattress needed to be christened.

City life's fine for some folks. But I'm

City life's fine for some folks. But I'm happy out on the farm, with my sister.

Don't be such a chicken, bro. Squeeze 'em.

Don't be such a chicken, bro. Squeeze 'em. No one in the park knows us.

My sister tried to play it off when her roommates

My sister tried to play it off when her roommates burst in unexpectedly, but some things are hard to explain.

Now honey, when I said "Have a seat" I didn't

Now honey, when I said

I knew exactly what my son wanted for Christmas

I knew exactly what my son wanted for Christmas

This year, before they even left on vacation,

This year, before they even left on vacation, Billy was bound and determined to have his aunt suck his dick.

My sister has an unfair advantage in pillow

My sister has an unfair advantage in pillow fights: two spares.

Cousin, no matter how much you stare at my

Cousin, no matter how much you stare at my tits, I'm not putting on a bra. I mean, I'm glad we're sharing a tent, aren't you?

I didn't understand the whole trip why mom

I didn't understand the whole trip why mom wanted to drive so far into the woods. Until we arrived.

"I bought this outfit for your father, but

As her husband left for the day, Aunt Kelly

As her husband left for the day, Aunt Kelly revealed why she asked me to join their woodland vacation

Mom and I greeted the sun together, and another

Mom and I greeted the sun together, and another day alone at the family cabin

Not much of a beach, but sis knew why I had

Not much of a beach, but sis knew why I had brought her there

The day after my sister returned from Sarah

The day after my sister returned from Sarah Lawrence college she snuck into my bed, desperate for some male attention

When you can't be home for Christmas, a pic

When you can't be home for Christmas, a pic from mom can be the next best thing

My cousin and I left the dinner table before

My cousin and I left the dinner table before dessert was served so I made sure to give her a creampie later that night

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