Mom is very strict with my sister, and doesn't

Mom is very strict with my sister, and doesn't approve of her going out with boys. So she has to find trouble within our walls.

It turns out that confessing I was a virgin

It turns out that confessing I was a virgin to my sister was the fastest way not to be one.

Mom found the condoms I had packed for our

Mom found the condoms I had packed for our trip to the shore. She made me dispose of them before we arrived.

My brother will never learn.

My brother will never learn.

Since I moved to her city, my cousin can't

Since I moved to her city, my cousin can't seem to get enough of me.

"Thanks again for driving me cross-country,

You're home early, bro.

You're home early, bro.

Sis doesn't come out of her room often, but

Sis doesn't come out of her room often, but when she does it's worth it.

Sis has been getting nosier now that our

Sis has been getting nosier now that our step-mom moved in.

"Go ahead sis. Have a look. I know you've

Mom supervises every encounter with my girlfriend

Mom supervises every encounter with my girlfriend at the house. At least she tries to fit in.

Sis wasn't too mad that I used her master

Sis wasn't too mad that I used her master bath while she was out on some date. In fact, she said I could salvage the evening.

Step-mom was very inviting in her new hot

Step-mom was very inviting in her new hot tub.

Come onn, sis, there's no one else around.

Come onn, sis, there's no one else around.

After her boyfriend popped her cherry, my

After her boyfriend popped her cherry, my sister became a little freak around the house.

I keep telling my sister: she doesn't need

I keep telling my sister: she doesn't need to hit the gym for a good workout.

I'm dead tired and stressed after a long

I'm dead tired and stressed after a long day at work. Mom's a big help with one of those.

Mom's caring embraces are always met with

Mom's caring embraces are always met with a little stiffness on my part.

It's nice to find my son spending so much

It's nice to find my son spending so much time with his little sister. I'm just not sure about what he's teaching her.

It's hard to take mum seriously about behaving

It's hard to take mum seriously about behaving when she can only find one of my old shirts to cover up.

When dad agreed to let my girlfriend move

When dad agreed to let my girlfriend move in with us, I didn't realize what the price would be.

It's so dirty, but I could watch mom get

It's so dirty, but I could watch mom get undressed all day.

It's easy to negotiate a higher allowance

It's easy to negotiate a higher allowance from daddy, and usually a win-win.

Looking back, the family video of my 18th

Looking back, the family video of my 18th birthday is still my favorite.

She can't cook breakfast, but staying at

She can't cook breakfast, but staying at my aunt's house does mean the best wake ups.

With our parents always running around the

With our parents always running around the house, it's sometimes hard to find time with my sister.

When mom and dad are out of town, sis and

When mom and dad are out of town, sis and I enjoy the master shower.

Almost...there...mom.

Almost...there...mom.

Well mom, if you didn't wear that to work

Well mom, if you didn't wear that to work I wouldn't be making you late.

While waiting for the weather to improve,

While waiting for the weather to improve, sis and I found a diversion.

It always takes one of my sisters longer

It always takes one of my sisters longer to get ready in the morning. But that's probably my fault.

Sis has been laying it on thick since I got

Sis has been laying it on thick since I got back.

My cousin shook 'em as a joke, but her tits

My cousin shook 'em as a joke, but her tits are no laughing matter.

Sis wanted to reenact a scene in Star Wars

Sis wanted to reenact a scene in Star Wars that never made it into the films.

Even when mom wants to teach my sister something,

Even when mom wants to teach my sister something, I end up doing the grunt work.

Just relax and let your sisters do the work,

Just relax and let your sisters do the work, nephew.

My mom always said her sister had a thing

My mom always said her sister had a thing for younger guys.

With this as a reward mom knew I'd never

With this as a reward mom knew I'd never complain about doing chores.

My sister knew just what she wanted, and

My sister knew just what she wanted, and I wasn't one to complain.

I Bet My Sis She Couldn't Take It All.

I Bet My Sis She Couldn't Take It All.

It's so typical. My sisters only call me

It's so typical. My sisters only call me the pervert.

When Aunt Katie came back to town, it was

When Aunt Katie came back to town, it was me who had a few things to teach her.

My sister gets bored pretty easily at our

My sister gets bored pretty easily at our new apartment.

So far, my roommate hasn't asked why my step-mom

So far, my roommate hasn't asked why my step-mom is staying over in my room.

"Thanks again for taking us to the beach,

"Slow down, sweetie. Your father won't be

I shouldn't, I shouldn't, she's my daughter...too

I shouldn't, I shouldn't, she's my daughter...too late.

Whatcha got there, sis?

Whatcha got there, sis?

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