I had extra to be thankful for this year.

I had extra to be thankful for this year.

After a night of heavy drinking, my sister

After a night of heavy drinking, my sister appreciates a familiar presence.

Mom made the warm up almost as much fun as

Mom made the warm up almost as much fun as the main course.

"It's not wrong if there's no penetration..

Caught my daughter smoking; she really didn't

Caught my daughter smoking; she really didn't want me to tell her mother.

My sister takes her time when we're all alone.

My sister takes her time when we're all alone.

I just saw mom again for the first time in

I just saw mom again for the first time in a month. And it showed.

I still remember the night my sister came

I still remember the night my sister came home drunk and told me I wasn't going to be a virgin any longer.

Sis and I drive just out of town when we're

Sis and I drive just out of town when we're feeling frisky.

My little bro was the only guy that could

My little bro was the only guy that could make me scream.

My nephew really wanted the hammock in the

My nephew really wanted the hammock in the sunlight. I told him he could work for it.

Sis may have feigned shock at what we were

Sis may have feigned shock at what we were doing, but she didn't stop.

While staying at our villa, my niece was

While staying at our villa, my niece was given a lesson in Be Careful What You Wish For.

Daddy's little girl likes anal

Daddy's little girl likes anal

Our new step-mom taught me, and my sister,

Our new step-mom taught me, and my sister, a lot when she moved in.

Give it a better effort than that, sis.

Give it a better effort than that, sis.

Showing my big brother who's really in charge

Showing my big brother who's really in charge

When my aunt says she's done with swimming

When my aunt says she's done with swimming for the day, I'm never far behind.

Big brother is always trying to smooth talk

Big brother is always trying to smooth talk me.

The first night back from their honeymoon,

The first night back from their honeymoon, I started to think my new step-mom might not be so bad after all.

Whenever I'm feeling down, my step-mother

Whenever I'm feeling down, my step-mother soothes me the best way she knows how.

Mom gave us 15 minutes to get snacks before

Mom gave us 15 minutes to get snacks before coming back to the beach. We made the most of it.

He's a typical, single-minded meathead. But

He's a typical, single-minded meathead. But I actually like that about my step-brother.

When I get a little greedy with my cousin.

When I get a little greedy with my cousin.

Sis and I have worked out a little deal:

Sis and I have worked out a little deal: I'll listen to how her day went, if she keeps her hands busy.

All my chores for mom take place in the kitchen.

All my chores for mom take place in the kitchen.

After a tough breakup, I can always count

After a tough breakup, I can always count on my sister for support.

"Finally, bro. You booked the room."

I'm a skirt-no-panties kind of girl, but

I'm a skirt-no-panties kind of girl, but only for my brother.

Pretty please, big brother? The real thing

Pretty please, big brother? The real thing this time?

I'm breaking up this lez sesh, sis.

I'm breaking up this lez sesh, sis.

I'm not sure I helped my sister get over

I'm not sure I helped my sister get over her ex-boyfriend. But I took her mind off it.

After her husband falls asleep, my aunt joins

After her husband falls asleep, my aunt joins me for a good-night kiss.

Sis loves the breakfast nook(ie) in our new

Sis loves the breakfast nook(ie) in our new apartment.

Nothing better than a cold beer and a hot

Nothing better than a cold beer and a hot cousin.

Pwned, sis.

Pwned, sis.

From the first taste I knew my daughter would

From the first taste I knew my daughter would be good.

Sis brings all her new friends over to meet

Sis brings all her new friends over to meet me.

My aunt looked over apologetically when her

My aunt looked over apologetically when her husband walked in on us. But we'd gone too far to consider stopping.

"Patience, nephew."

The coolest element of my new apartment,

The coolest element of my new apartment, is my sister.

Mom hasn't liked any of the girlfriends I've

Mom hasn't liked any of the girlfriends I've had, until I found one willing to share.

As my sister knows, one does not simply come

As my sister knows, one does not simply come in my room in the morning, wake me up, and leave.

I try to listen to mom's stories at the end

I try to listen to mom's stories at the end of the day, but at times it's hard to focus.

What, honey? You're always saying how she

What, honey? You're always saying how she should bond with her new stepdaddy.

I really shouldn't be showing you, cousin...

I really shouldn't be showing you, cousin...

"I'm not on the pill, daddy." I'm counting

We all thought it'd be easier to convince

We all thought it'd be easier to convince our sisters if everyone was doing it.

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