I've always said my sister looks good in

I've always said my sister looks good in plaid.

My aunt is full of surprises.

My aunt is full of surprises.

You better get behind me before Dad does

You better get behind me before Dad does

Don't get too used to this bro. Vanessa just

Don't get too used to this bro. Vanessa just has to work out a crush on you, and I don't want to leave you two alone

When I first saw my cousin waiting outside

When I first saw my cousin waiting outside for me, I knew it was going to be a fun summer

After a long day at work, sis knows just

After a long day at work, sis knows just how to cheer me up

It was hard enough to stay calm knowing what

It was hard enough to stay calm knowing what my aunt and I would do at the hotel room. And she didn't make the trip any easier.

Once I saw her waiting, I realized why sis

Once I saw her waiting, I realized why sis had been so secretive about our meeting spot.

Just before mom clicked off the light, I

Just before mom clicked off the light, I realized why she had called me in

My girlfriends little sister dared me to

My girlfriends little sister dared me to come to her room during a game of truth or dare

When sis invites me to her dorm room, it's

When sis invites me to her dorm room, it's usually because she wants something.

"Honey, will you help me unload your father's

I couldn't believe how stacked Auntie was

I couldn't believe how stacked Auntie was when I saw her at the beach in her swimsuit, so I just had to sneak a peek while she was getting changed

"Come now cousin, weren't you told about

Sis doesn't know I follow her on instagram.

Sis doesn't know I follow her on instagram.

"Had to show you my new tattoo, daddy."

When given the keys to my grandparents' mansion

When given the keys to my grandparents' mansion for the weekend, my aunt and I decided to play house together.

I can't help it if my brother's dick tastes

I can't help it if my brother's dick tastes like candy

I shouldn't have been in the girls locker

I shouldn't have been in the girls locker room, but then I don't think my sister is going to tell.

My cousin gave me a sweet gift this year,

My cousin gave me a sweet gift this year, but she had trouble wrapping it.

My aunt has the luxury of afternoon naps.

My aunt has the luxury of afternoon naps. And she always wants me to join.

Sis doesn't get why I take so many photos

Sis doesn't get why I take so many photos on vacation. To preserve the memories for later, of course.

I love the bra you picked out Brother

I love the bra you picked out Brother

Just hanging out with dad

Just hanging out with dad

Where did you see the bug bite bro? I feel

Where did you see the bug bite bro? I feel like we've checked everywhere...

Christmas day in Florida is full of good

Christmas day in Florida is full of good cheer, with sunshine, a high fence, and mom tugging your spear.

All I saw was a beat up old lot in the middle

All I saw was a beat up old lot in the middle of nowhere. Mom said she could see our future in seclusion.

"You're not gonna chicken out on me, right

I knew sis had been watching a lot of teen

I knew sis had been watching a lot of teen pregnancy shows lately, but she's a hard girl to turn down.

I could barely hold back when Auntie took

I could barely hold back when Auntie took off her bikini top at the room in our resort. She knew I had been watching her sunbathe

My sister and I couldn't help but make a

My sister and I couldn't help but make a mess after we heard Mom and Dad fooling around at 1am

Yeah, sis. Hair up looks good too.

Yeah, sis. Hair up looks good too.

From behind her, my uncle couldn't tell what

From behind her, my uncle couldn't tell what was going on. But it was still a bold move from my cousin.

Mom insisted that my girlfriend and I stay

Mom insisted that my girlfriend and I stay at home when we visited over break. And she can't help falling into old routines.

"You said a 'little' black dress, right brother?"

Sis had to let mom know that she'd be spending

Sis had to let mom know that she'd be spending another weekend at my apartment.

So you don't mind me sharing your room tonight,

So you don't mind me sharing your room tonight, nephew?

Mom takes her putt-putt seriously. And she

Mom takes her putt-putt seriously. And she loves a winner.

When my aunt showed me the new hot tub, I

When my aunt showed me the new hot tub, I was glad to slip in.

My sister took all the photos on our last

My sister took all the photos on our last family vacation. Mom and I were otherwise occupied.

I still love going out to eat with my sister

I still love going out to eat with my sister

Not a moment of rest can I find in this house,

Not a moment of rest can I find in this house, when at mom's simple request I must play loving spouse.

"You mean you do this all the time with your

Sis and I found a ratty, abandoned building

Sis and I found a ratty, abandoned building where we get into all sorts of trouble.

Little sis is so cute when she's shy. Especially

Little sis is so cute when she's shy. Especially just before we make love.

It's only my first trip overseas, but I think

It's only my first trip overseas, but I think I'm in love. Then again, my cousin is a special girl.

Of course it will all fit, sis. Looks can

Of course it will all fit, sis. Looks can be deceiving.

"Oh hey big bro. Wanna join our sleepover?"

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