Every fantasize about your male nurse?

Every fantasize about your male nurse?

Looking very top-heavy here

Looking very top-heavy here

All Natural BBC

All Natural BBC

Why would I get out of bed when you’re

Why would I get out of bed when you’re here with me?

Most of the mass in trees comes from the

Most of the mass in trees comes from the air, *not* the soil. Feel free to make your own wood joke

If I were an equestrian, I'd be the headless

If I were an equestrian, I'd be the headless horseman given my luck lately

A little tied up at the moment

A little tied up at the moment

Several shades of white

Several shades of white

No one knows why my showers take so long...

No one knows why my showers take so long...

What should I fill all this extra space with...?

What should I fill all this extra space with...?

I made my bathroom floor rather wet in the

I made my bathroom floor rather wet in the process of taking this, so I hope you enjoy it

Could really use some company...

Could really use some company...

Who wants to see more?

Who wants to see more?

It's not going to suck its self.

It's not going to suck its self.

Honeybees appear to be able to do a waggle

Honeybees appear to be able to do a waggle dance to communicate the location and quality of a food source to their hive mates. That's pretty badass

Proof that I'm not a vampire

Proof that I'm not a vampire

Hard and wet

Hard and wet

No one's given me a blowjob in quite some

No one's given me a blowjob in quite some time, so I've been walking around feeling pretty light-headed

How should we kill time between Xmas and

How should we kill time between Xmas and New Years?

If you're a very active bottom, "top of the

If you're a very active bottom,

I've always wanted to see how a smaller woman

I've always wanted to see how a smaller woman could handle me

Anyone want to ride me like her

Anyone want to ride me like her

Please Ride My Cock - Audio ON

Please Ride My Cock - Audio ON

Texas should have a municipal electrical

Texas should have a municipal electrical company called Austin Powers

Drinking always makes me horny, anyone wanna

Drinking always makes me horny, anyone wanna help?

Let's have some fun together?:)

Let's have some fun together?:)

This sub needs more action. Let me help.

This sub needs more action. Let me help.

Back after a little break (pun intended)

Back after a little break (pun intended)

[M] Just drying off after a hot shower

[M] Just drying off after a hot shower

Its [M]onday, let's fuck those blues away

Its [M]onday, let's fuck those blues away

Who, me?

Who, me?

White pants down. Friday is here

White pants down. Friday is here

The earth is, of course, orbiting the sun,

The earth is, of course, orbiting the sun, but the sun is itself orbiting the center of the galaxy. It takes ~230M years for us to go around the Milky Way

I think it's time to update my pics. Can

I think it's time to update my pics. Can anyone send me some inspiration?

Take my lead..

Take my lead..

[M] It's Friday, I'm in love

[M] It's Friday, I'm in love

Sometimes I sleep naked

Sometimes I sleep naked

Blood has a pH of ~7.4, so really, we're

Blood has a pH of ~7.4, so really, we're all a little basic

Let's fuck with the lights on – you'll

Let's fuck with the lights on – you'll leave me D-lighted

Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't

Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't need a Passport or a Compass when I Traverse your body – just give me the green light

Good enough for the girls I take home

Good enough for the girls I take home

Booooiiiiiiing

Booooiiiiiiing

"Hey, what would you say if I change? Change

Letting it all hang out

Letting it all hang out

My back looks like an unusual trapezoid

My back looks like an unusual trapezoid

[M32] The boss just walked out, what do you

[M32] The boss just walked out, what do you want to do?

Let’s keep things professional

Let’s keep things professional

If you have penetrative sex with a Virginia

If you have penetrative sex with a Virginia Tech student, are you doing the Hokie pokey?

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