When you come home early to find mom and

When you come home early to find mom and sis still getting your present ready.

Dad bought mom a beautiful necklace and camera

Dad bought mom a beautiful necklace and camera for their anniversary. Too bad he had to cancel their plans at the last minute.

Mom is always complaining about how messy

Mom is always complaining about how messy my sister keeps her bed. But that's partially my fault.

Sis is such a spaz.

Sis is such a spaz.

Enjoying my new bed, sis?

Enjoying my new bed, sis?

Sis can make the dirties faces at me, even

Sis can make the dirties faces at me, even when her boyfriend is right there.

After hours in the library, my step-sister

After hours in the library, my step-sister called desperate for a study break.

Le reve feministe de ma soeur (de baiser

Le reve feministe de ma soeur (de baiser comme un mec), semblait peu probable, mais n'etait pas un echec.

Uh, bro? That's not really pulling out...

Uh, bro? That's not really pulling out...

Hot massages are always nice from my brother,

Hot massages are always nice from my brother, but I like him on top, and inside, as my lover.

I think everyone has a thing for redheads,

I think everyone has a thing for redheads, even my sisters.

Mom throws on the old costume when she's

Mom throws on the old costume when she's feeling fierce.

My sister plans her dream wedding on Pinterest.

My sister plans her dream wedding on Pinterest. I help her practice the wedding night.

You can keep going, nephew...

You can keep going, nephew...

I should have known trouble was coming when

I should have known trouble was coming when I stopped hearing my sister and her friend giggle in the other room.

Sis doesn't know it yet, but today is the

Sis doesn't know it yet, but today is the day.

Sis has a girl-crush on my girlfriend. I

Sis has a girl-crush on my girlfriend. I think it's awesome.

Bro was the first in the front and in the

Bro was the first in the front and in the back, I wouldn't have it any other way.

"Just like that honey, mom never needs to

My sisters smile always made me that little

My sisters smile always made me that little bit harder.

If I'd known my cousin was such a stud I'd

If I'd known my cousin was such a stud I'd have went to more reunions.

Mom and dad are light sleepers, and my cousin

Mom and dad are light sleepers, and my cousin does her best not to wake them.

It's a long wait for our bus every day, but

It's a long wait for our bus every day, but sis and I find ways to pass the time.

Mom made sure my sister didn't miss any part

Mom made sure my sister didn't miss any part of the experience.

We always made the most of our parents going

We always made the most of our parents going away.

With my little brother it was always a slow

With my little brother it was always a slow and steady affair.

It's harder to focus on cooking with my son

It's harder to focus on cooking with my son back at home.

When sis and I have to gather for dinner,

When sis and I have to gather for dinner, we at least make some fun of it.

I did have plans to go out tonight. Until

I did have plans to go out tonight. Until I saw my sister was having a sleepover.

When we reached the edge of the property,

When we reached the edge of the property, my city cousin confessed she was less interested in the local foliage.

When mom's out of town, not only do I have

When mom's out of town, not only do I have to listen to her travel stories, but it's up to me to take care of my horny brother.

I caught my sister with her hand in the cookie

I caught my sister with her hand in the cookie jar.

Tired of seeing me alone on Valentine's Day,

Tired of seeing me alone on Valentine's Day, mom hooked me up with a girl from her office.

Sis knows how to get what she wants out of

Sis knows how to get what she wants out of me.

Rainy days are much better since my step-sister

Rainy days are much better since my step-sister moved in.

There's nothing wrong with a little motherly

There's nothing wrong with a little motherly kiss in the morning.

Leave it to our older sister to spoil the

Leave it to our older sister to spoil the mood.

"Pool's a no-go, bro. Guess I'll have to

I don't mind all my niece's questions about

I don't mind all my niece's questions about boys, as long as she doesn't talk during my answer.

Somehow, mom's "just this once" has become

Somehow, mom's

It cracks sis up how naughty I am sometimes.

It cracks sis up how naughty I am sometimes.

My sister has always liked bunnies. So that

My sister has always liked bunnies. So that was my starting point.

Playing the adoring grandson for a week wins

Playing the adoring grandson for a week wins me points with the entire family, and isn't too bad in its own right.

Sis is always asking to try out her new zen

Sis is always asking to try out her new zen routines. But not everything relaxes so easily.

Stepdaddy says that as long as we can both

Stepdaddy says that as long as we can both fit, I can use his pool anytime.

When sis catches you at the neighbor's house,

When sis catches you at the neighbor's house, but is actually chill af.

Sis gave me two presents on my birthday.

Sis gave me two presents on my birthday.

Undercover Brother

Undercover Brother

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