Somehow, I knew my nephew would hit it off

Somehow, I knew my nephew would hit it off with our daughter.

On Girls Night Out, we convince my brother

On Girls Night Out, we convince my brother to serve as the designated driver. But he gets something in return.

When mom found out dad was cheating on her,

When mom found out dad was cheating on her, she decided to one up him and cheat with me

Stop by my room when you're done washing

Stop by my room when you're done washing the floor, bro

Bro's such a sweetie. He remembers to kiss

Bro's such a sweetie. He remembers to kiss me during the painful moments when he'e stretching out my butthole.

"Enjoying the topless beach? Too bad there's

I've taken your comp bro, and know it's not

I've taken your comp bro, and know it's not fair. But just so you'll not crow--I'm yours in this chair.

When I asked my sister how the strip aerobics

When I asked my sister how the strip aerobics classes were working out, she offered to show me in her latest outfit.

Since my host family had treated me like

Since my host family had treated me like one of their own, it felt a little wrong bespoiling their daughter every night.

As we watched her husband slowly drive away,

As we watched her husband slowly drive away, auntie slowly got undressed.

"Here bro, try it on my friend first. Then

My cousins love when we come to visit them

My cousins love when we come to visit them

My aunt promised to turn me into a real cowboy.

My aunt promised to turn me into a real cowboy. The training has multiple facets.

With empty summer days and my camera at hand,

With empty summer days and my camera at hand, my cousin and I get into all sorts of mischief.

"Mom asked me to show you the upstairs, cousin.

I asked sis to film my girlfriend and me,

I asked sis to film my girlfriend and me, but she said her hands would be too busy.

"Is this your brother? He is cute."

"We don't want those nosey neighbors peeking

My cousin raves about their backyard swimming

My cousin raves about their backyard swimming pool. I'm glad I finally tried it.

Um, sis? What are you doing to my girlfriend?

Um, sis? What are you doing to my girlfriend?

My aunt has really relied on me to rebound

My aunt has really relied on me to rebound from her divorce.

Oh, come on... don't make your aunt shower

Oh, come on... don't make your aunt shower alone.

I thought movies were the only entertainment

I thought movies were the only entertainment we really had to offer. My aunt disagreed.

So glad my sister and I are Facebook friends.

So glad my sister and I are Facebook friends. It's hard to keep up without pics.

My sister has trouble finding bathing suits

My sister has trouble finding bathing suits that really fit her. But it's not much of an issue at our pool.

Sis and I don't play as many videogames as

Sis and I don't play as many videogames as our parents think.

I think I was right, the only way mom looks

I think I was right, the only way mom looks better is when she is covered in my cum

You're drunk, mom. Grab your friend and lets

You're drunk, mom. Grab your friend and lets go home

Finish up in there son. Your father wants

Finish up in there son. Your father wants to see your girlfriend next.

Bro, can you finish jerking off over there?

Bro, can you finish jerking off over there? My boyfriend can't cum while you're watching.

Taylor can't help sending her brother updates

Taylor can't help sending her brother updates from every swanky hotel on the road.

My cousin couldn't wait to have a few cocktails

My cousin couldn't wait to have a few cocktails after the wedding ceremony so she and I snuck away early to find a quiet bedroom

Mom had always joked that I ruined her body

Mom had always joked that I ruined her body once for other men. One afternoon, I was given another chance.

I caught sis on the way to the bathroom after

I caught sis on the way to the bathroom after her boyfriend left - she was so embarassed

"Back here, cousin. Mom wants me to show

Thanks again, sis. Now a memento.

Thanks again, sis. Now a memento.

"Well cousin, now can you 'dig' what I was

I was anxious about moving to a new country.

I was anxious about moving to a new country. Until the first afternoon alone with my new step sister.

I know sis. I thought your friends would

I know sis. I thought your friends would never leave.

I think we were both expecting something

I think we were both expecting something magical, but the first few inches in mom felt like any other pussy.

I wrote my cousin a love letter, and stuffed

I wrote my cousin a love letter, and stuffed it under my mattress. I think she found it.

My cousin seemed more excited than normal

My cousin seemed more excited than normal at my horse-riding offer. I understood why when she showed up that day.

My uncle bought a jacuzzi for his relaxation,

My uncle bought a jacuzzi for his relaxation, but his wife and I get the best use out of it.

I'm not much of a painter. I only joined

I'm not much of a painter. I only joined the class because my sister models there.

One week in the cabin. Think we can stay

One week in the cabin. Think we can stay occupied, nephew?

With my sister here on break, I can't get

With my sister here on break, I can't get a moment's peace.

After a night of sending couples on their

After a night of sending couples on their way, mom and I take a little extra time closing up.

Sis always leaves her door cracked just a

Sis always leaves her door cracked just a little open, just for me.

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