Ma soeur essaie toujours de me voler ma petite

Ma soeur essaie toujours de me voler ma petite amie.

Mom is so snuggly.

Mom is so snuggly.

Pay attention, sis. I learned this from the

Pay attention, sis. I learned this from the movies.

My son can rarely chose between my daughter

My son can rarely chose between my daughter and me, so we don’t make him!

Me And My Daughter Got Distracted On The

Me And My Daughter Got Distracted On The Way To School.

"Sorry you weren't home when cousin Kelly

Slipping into my sister.

Slipping into my sister.

"I'm ready for you, daddy."

I love making my sister say, "Oh yess, bro!"

I love making my sister say,

Driving my sister off to college was bittersweet,

Driving my sister off to college was bittersweet, and involved a lot of stops along the way.

With my sister in the house again, I've taken

With my sister in the house again, I've taken to sneaking around.

It's embarrassing, but dad takes a keen interest

It's embarrassing, but dad takes a keen interest in all the girls I bring home.

I figure, if daddy can pick a big-tittied

I figure, if daddy can pick a big-tittied bimbo for my new step-mom, we should both benefit.

After dinner, mom and dad are too busy with

After dinner, mom and dad are too busy with the dishes to worry about my sister and me.

My sister always runs a hot bath for us when

My sister always runs a hot bath for us when I'm home to visit.

When staying with my mom and sister, I love

When staying with my mom and sister, I love being the center of attention.

"Are you coming for a dip too, son?"

Sis and I are big supporters of co-ed bathrooms.

Sis and I are big supporters of co-ed bathrooms.

Paying For A Ride X-Post From r/kinkycaps

Paying For A Ride X-Post From r/kinkycaps

When I caught my niece sneaking into my hot

When I caught my niece sneaking into my hot tub uninvited, it was her style choices I found most intriguing.

"Come on bro, we want to see you blow it

My sister's made me almost romantic.

My sister's made me almost romantic.

Your father will be driving us for two hours,

Your father will be driving us for two hours, son. Think we can last that long?

So can I stay in your sheet fort, bro?

So can I stay in your sheet fort, bro?

See nephew? They're just not as firm as they

See nephew? They're just not as firm as they used to be. I wonder if any man will want them.

More room? Jeez. You got the best spot in

More room? Jeez. You got the best spot in the house, niece.

My sister still wanted my week-old candy,

My sister still wanted my week-old candy, so we negotiated a swap.

Sis had to wait until after my bath. And

Sis had to wait until after my bath. And I can't bathe with a stiffy.

After she heard some girls tease that we

After she heard some girls tease that we were still virgins, mom sat us both down that same night.

Mom went back to work and dad really stepped

Mom went back to work and dad really stepped things up.

I never imagined my little sister would be

I never imagined my little sister would be a size queen.

It was worth pleasing my uncle for a cheap

It was worth pleasing my uncle for a cheap place to stay.

Mom is always happy when I come home to do

Mom is always happy when I come home to do laundry.

Aunt Katie's back.

Aunt Katie's back.

Mom has a taste for the theatrical, and sought

Mom has a taste for the theatrical, and sought my help with a rendition of Caligula.

With her husband out of town more often,

With her husband out of town more often, I can tell my aunt is feeling a little thirsty.

After long days at work, mom and I find solace

After long days at work, mom and I find solace in each other's arms.

Why go out for scrawny guys, when I've got

Why go out for scrawny guys, when I've got a buff daddy at home?

Sis meets me the same way every morning in

Sis meets me the same way every morning in my dreams.

I love spending quality time with mom.

I love spending quality time with mom.

Our younger cousin moved in last week, but

Our younger cousin moved in last week, but she's still settling into our very active lifestyle.

When sis asks how her new outfit looks, you're

When sis asks how her new outfit looks, you're damn right I'm a kiss-ass.

After 10 years, they fired my mom as the

After 10 years, they fired my mom as the local news anchor. Fortunately, her last day was also bring-your-sons-to-work day.

Over time, I've learned all my sister's ticklish

Over time, I've learned all my sister's ticklish spots.

Whenever she's in town, Aunt Katie is begging

Whenever she's in town, Aunt Katie is begging to see me.

My cousin is quite the ladies man, apparently

My cousin is quite the ladies man, apparently even with my sister.

Ooo, well good morning to you too, brother.

Ooo, well good morning to you too, brother.

My sister's new friend is hot, but she's

My sister's new friend is hot, but she's starting to encroach on my territory.

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