Easy there tiger, it's just your brother

Easy there tiger, it's just your brother

Since I can't make it home this year, mom

Since I can't make it home this year, mom has started sending comforting photos

Hotel prices were crazy, so mom and I shared

Hotel prices were crazy, so mom and I shared a bed for the convention. And she managed to be a tease the entire time.

"That shut you up, huh - stupid bro."

"Are you done screwing around with your friends,

As presents go on Christmas night, my sis

As presents go on Christmas night, my sis won't be forgotten:

They may live in a backwater apartment complex,

They may live in a backwater apartment complex, but my cousin has no shortage of friendliness.

Quit giggling, nephew! You asked for this,

Quit giggling, nephew! You asked for this, now take it seriously.

When my aunt mentioned it was a nudist beach,

When my aunt mentioned it was a nudist beach, I packed us plenty of lotion.

As soon as she filed the divorce papers,

As soon as she filed the divorce papers, mom rushed to my office to spread the good news.

Mom says if we wake up early enough, I can

Mom says if we wake up early enough, I can always have a hot breakfast.

Woke up, crept into the spare bedroom. Mom

Woke up, crept into the spare bedroom. Mom was waiting.

When I helped build the deck, I didn't realize

When I helped build the deck, I didn't realize what mom expected us to use it for.

What, bro? You're only in PJ bottoms.

What, bro? You're only in PJ bottoms.

My aunt specified that I would be on the

My aunt specified that I would be on the couch during my stay but, in retrospect, not alone.

"It's bigger than my head bro...What should

Just got out of the bathroom and got to see

Just got out of the bathroom and got to see my sister enjoying the view of our new apartment... Our new life together

"Think everyone's gone now, bro?"

So, your mom tells me you like redheads.

So, your mom tells me you like redheads. Is that true, nephew?

My twin Sisters couldn't wait to take me

My twin Sisters couldn't wait to take me back to their hotel room after swimming in the pool

After both striking out at the party, sis

After both striking out at the party, sis and I decided to make our own fun back at home

Happy one year anniversary, son. Here's hoping

Happy one year anniversary, son. Here's hoping we won't have to sneak around much longer.

"Gee little brother, you've learned a lot

Can you keep a secret cousin?

Can you keep a secret cousin?

I could hear my girlfriend taking snapshots

I could hear my girlfriend taking snapshots below, but with her grabbing me at the entrance to my sister I just couldn't care

I was a bit disappointed about driving cross-country

I was a bit disappointed about driving cross-country with my aunt. Until I heard my cousin was joining.

Though still a bit shy, on our balcony my

Though still a bit shy, on our balcony my aunt stood.

After her boyfriend dumped her for a skinny

After her boyfriend dumped her for a skinny bitch, sis relied on me to boost her self-confidence.

In the end, convincing my sister that no

In the end, convincing my sister that no one would see us was almost as hard as getting her naked.

It's impossible to get any studying done

It's impossible to get any studying done when my sister and her friends are staying at the house all weekend

I heard my brother sneaking around the house

I heard my brother sneaking around the house late at night while our Cousin was staying over for the weekend - now I know why!

My sister came back from Mardi Gras drunk,

My sister came back from Mardi Gras drunk, alone, and sexually frustrated.

"Welcome home, brother. How can I repay you

Sis and I have a unique little routine: she

Sis and I have a unique little routine: she rides me while recounting how her day went.

I had to snap a pic so my friends would believe

I had to snap a pic so my friends would believe the new jacuzzi, and how mom and I use it.

Mom said to quit fooling around inside. So

Mom said to quit fooling around inside. So we set up outdoors.

I arrived a little late to our picnic date,

I arrived a little late to our picnic date, and found my aunt waiting for me.

My aunt said she knew about my crush on her,

My aunt said she knew about my crush on her, and told me to get it out already. At first, I thought she meant expressing my feelings.

"When you put it that way aunt, I guess I

"Why can't we stain your favorite chair,

"So, can I be your date tonight bro? Or should

Yeah sis, they are cool shorts.

Yeah sis, they are cool shorts.

Isn't this why you got me drunk, bro?

Isn't this why you got me drunk, bro?

As my present, sis only wore her presents.

As my present, sis only wore her presents.

You've been waiting for this, nephew. Should

You've been waiting for this, nephew. Should I open your presents?

All of mom's outfits provide easy access

All of mom's outfits provide easy access for me at the end of the day.

That feeling when my sister and I are through

That feeling when my sister and I are through studying for the night, and can just chill.

"All things considered, I guess I can take

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