The work for my aunt is mostly under the

The work for my aunt is mostly under the table.

Sis picked me up hungover the morning after.

Sis picked me up hungover the morning after. I was grateful and horny.

As my sister would agree, some laws are just

As my sister would agree, some laws are just worth breaking.

I'm stuck inside studying today. And my sisters

I'm stuck inside studying today. And my sisters have to rub it in.

I'm still not sure what they fed my step-sister

I'm still not sure what they fed my step-sister growing up, but it worked.

Talk nerdy to me, bro.

Talk nerdy to me, bro.

There's no sex in the champagne room. Unless

There's no sex in the champagne room. Unless the dancer is my cousin.

Once we got past the awkward stage things

Once we got past the awkward stage things really took off with my older brother.

I'm SO glad my sister took up cheer-leading

I'm SO glad my sister took up cheer-leading at college.

Going away present from my sisters.

Going away present from my sisters.

Finally found the off button on my bitch

Finally found the off button on my bitch sister.

"Bring your daughter to work"-days are the

My bro didn't believe me when I said he could

My bro didn't believe me when I said he could share my daughter for a day.

Not many girls can handle my package but

Not many girls can handle my package but I always have my sister to fall back on.

Teaching Sis How To Be Popular With The Footballers.

Teaching Sis How To Be Popular With The Footballers.

My daughter wanted one last send-off before

My daughter wanted one last send-off before I left her at college.

Mom and dad weren't pleased when they found

Mom and dad weren't pleased when they found The Pill in my sister's room. I was ecstatic.

I didn't know you got a tongue ring, sis.

I didn't know you got a tongue ring, sis.

Since I started lifting, even my step-sister

Since I started lifting, even my step-sister wants to spend more time with me.

My sister is easily distracted on road trips.

My sister is easily distracted on road trips.

When I'm in the middle of something, and

When I'm in the middle of something, and mama's already thinking about how it will end.

My sister's boyfriend is a hopeless drunk.

My sister's boyfriend is a hopeless drunk. But I'm always there for her when needed.

Since little sis moved in, I haven't regretted

Since little sis moved in, I haven't regretted a minute of it.

I'd heard my sister was an absentminded slut,

I'd heard my sister was an absentminded slut, so we tried a wee experiment.

Just before heading off to college, I got

Just before heading off to college, I got the full

"So, do you remember where the condoms are

They don't have Valentine's Day in the Middle

They don't have Valentine's Day in the Middle East, so I had to explain it to my cousin.

My friends couldn't believe I wanted to spend

My friends couldn't believe I wanted to spend break alone with my sister. Until I sent them some footage.

I bring my daughter on woodland trips to

I bring my daughter on woodland trips to teach her all about nature.

"Are you ready to shoot this, brother? Make

Dad is always telling me to take a hike when

Dad is always telling me to take a hike when my sister is in town.

As soon as I walked out of the hotel shower,

As soon as I walked out of the hotel shower, mom let me know that dad wouldn't be joining us on this vacation.

When mom offers, I'm hard pressed to turn

When mom offers, I'm hard pressed to turn down a sponge bath.

Mom can try to play it off cool, but it's

Mom can try to play it off cool, but it's obvious why she's visiting.

I've never been led by hand on a tropical

I've never been led by hand on a tropical beach. But sis does pull me into her bedroom.

See bro? It's not so bad.

See bro? It's not so bad.

My new step-sister doesn't talk much, but

My new step-sister doesn't talk much, but I'm still enjoying the new life with her.

After a little coaxing, it wasn't hard to

After a little coaxing, it wasn't hard to get my cousin to open up.

When she caught my sister and me trying something

When she caught my sister and me trying something new, mom went into instructor mode as usual.

When dad left for that long weekend he'd

When dad left for that long weekend he'd been planning, mom let me take the lead back home.

It makes my sister jealous, but mama gets

It makes my sister jealous, but mama gets the gravy.

Now is the time, son. Put it in.

Now is the time, son. Put it in.

Thanks for picking me up, bro. Do you want

Thanks for picking me up, bro. Do you want it now or later?

I think sis ate some of my cake.

I think sis ate some of my cake.

When your niece is entranced by your meat,

When your niece is entranced by your meat, but can only take the tip.

Are you suure you won't come in, daddy?

Are you suure you won't come in, daddy?

I still don't know about this, daddy. But

I still don't know about this, daddy. But it does feel nice.

Mommy still carries me to bed.

Mommy still carries me to bed.

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