My cousin was waiting at my usual peeking

My cousin was waiting at my usual peeking spot.

Sis got into mom's old lingerie to offer

Sis got into mom's old lingerie to offer me a doubly special treat.

While in the restaurant, mom wanted to give

While in the restaurant, mom wanted to give me a

Sis has been begging me for a new cardio

Sis has been begging me for a new cardio routine.

Mom asked to show me the new outfits she

Mom asked to show me the new outfits she bought today. I like them so far.

"You won't tell anyone, right bro? You can

When things got...awkward in our hometown,

When things got...awkward in our hometown, sis and I promised each other a fresh start someplace new.

I leave for a minute to make breakfast, and

I leave for a minute to make breakfast, and my girlfriend sneaks into my sister's room.

"No son, I can't see anyone. Why do you ask?"

Don't think too much about it, sis. You,

Don't think too much about it, sis. You, me, we'll just hop in the shower.

To stay hydrated myself, I just sucked up

To stay hydrated myself, I just sucked up some of the water my sister was spilling.

I may have spent too much time alone with

I may have spent too much time alone with my aunt on this tropical paradise.

It's a bit of a squeeze at my aunt's every

It's a bit of a squeeze at my aunt's every year, but a happy one.

Cheap motel. Mom won't tell.

Cheap motel. Mom won't tell.

Really glad mom has her own office.

Really glad mom has her own office.

When dad unexpectedly came home early, mom

When dad unexpectedly came home early, mom didn't have much time to apologize before I'd dumped my load in her, again.

So, mom may have figured out that my sister

So, mom may have figured out that my sister and I haven't been studying for this entire time.

"Now nephew, is that any way to greet your

"Like the new glasses, bro?"

Hurry up son, I told your dad I'd be gone

Hurry up son, I told your dad I'd be gone no longer than ten minutes.

Sis and I wandered off on the family hike

Sis and I wandered off on the family hike to get more in tune with nature

Sooo brother, guess how many people know

Sooo brother, guess how many people know we're related here in Saint-Tropez?

dumbass sister

dumbass sister

To both our surprise, I walked in on mom's

To both our surprise, I walked in on mom's cries, and not noticing wide eyes, but entranced by her thighs, I thought up quick lies, to tell dad or his spies, should I obtain that sweet prize to fill with cream pies.

I made sure to make a special trip out to

I made sure to make a special trip out to the country to visit my cousin when I found out it was her 18th birthday - she loved her present

Before she had finished unpacking, my new

Before she had finished unpacking, my new step sister offered to negotiate for extra closet space.

When my girlfriends Mom suggested we spend

When my girlfriends Mom suggested we spend the afternoon together, I hesitated at first but now I'm glad we had some bonding time

Unable to find a quiet spot in town, mom

Unable to find a quiet spot in town, mom and I resorted to the woods to explore what was happening between us.

When I arrived home an hour later than anticipated,

When I arrived home an hour later than anticipated, I found sis starting without me.

We couldn't wait to get to know our new sister

We couldn't wait to get to know our new sister in law better

As soon as I could get my shorts off, I followed

As soon as I could get my shorts off, I followed my cousin in the water.

The best part of waking up, is when sis and

The best part of waking up, is when sis and I don't have any plans.

Mommy has seen you staring at her tits and

Mommy has seen you staring at her tits and my boy always gets what he wants.

Sis is always worried that people will see

Sis is always worried that people will see us. My mind is on other things.

Wanna help me with these, brother?

Wanna help me with these, brother?

Before I'm even out of my work clothes, my

Before I'm even out of my work clothes, my daughter is helping me unwind from the day.

What, sis? If you and your boyfriend are

What, sis? If you and your boyfriend are going to be freaky on my couch, I can be too.

Mommy's picking you up early today, sweetie.

Mommy's picking you up early today, sweetie. Don't let your friends see this! Mommy's tits are just for you.

I still get butterflies when my cousin looks

I still get butterflies when my cousin looks me square in the eye.

She won't help with the restoration, but

She won't help with the restoration, but at least my cousin keeps me company.

Oh, son... did you really think I brought

Oh, son... did you really think I brought you out here for a jog?

Nature walks with my sister seem to get progressively

Nature walks with my sister seem to get progressively more natural.

For all her flaws, sometimes, my sister is

For all her flaws, sometimes, my sister is just about perfect.

Mom is trying desperately to get me thinking

Mom is trying desperately to get me thinking about medical school.

My cousin knows I'm a simple-minded guy,

My cousin knows I'm a simple-minded guy, so she makes things easy for me.

Took you long enough, cousin. Now get in

Took you long enough, cousin. Now get in here before my mom sees you.

Mom and I hadn't seen my cousin in years.

Mom and I hadn't seen my cousin in years. We were both surprised at how much she'd grown.

"Another beer nephew? Or are you coming to

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