Joining me again, brother?

Joining me again, brother?

With the holidays coming up, I keep thinking

With the holidays coming up, I keep thinking how my sister will top her present last year.

I was so excited my sister said yes that

I was so excited my sister said yes that I didn't quite make it in.

In the end, Maeby was pleased with her stepbrother's

In the end, Maeby was pleased with her stepbrother's performance.

Daddy and I stayed in for our Halloween treat.

Daddy and I stayed in for our Halloween treat.

Coming off a two-year deployment, I had a

Coming off a two-year deployment, I had a lot to share with my sister.

To save time in the morning, sis and I share

To save time in the morning, sis and I share the bathroom. I can't say it's not distracting.

Chaque matin, ma soeur crie mon nom pour

Chaque matin, ma soeur crie mon nom pour la meme raison.

We're not in Kansas anymore, sis.

We're not in Kansas anymore, sis.

The first time I slid in my sister was...earth

The first time I slid in my sister was...earth shattering.

I'd never marry my sister. But her fantasies

I'd never marry my sister. But her fantasies can't hurt.

Taking things slowly was always my younger

Taking things slowly was always my younger brother's way.

Lil sis turned from cute to hot REAL fast.

Lil sis turned from cute to hot REAL fast.

She always tried but my niece could never

She always tried but my niece could never swallow it all.

My older brother thought he was in control,

My older brother thought he was in control, but he definitely wasn't.

We'd always stop at the park when dad picked

We'd always stop at the park when dad picked me up after school.

Bro getting into shape did have some benefits

Bro getting into shape did have some benefits for me.

Pitching a tent with my cousin.

Pitching a tent with my cousin.

Auntie Brooke's tits had a mind of their

Auntie Brooke's tits had a mind of their own.

Before college I had to let my sister practice

Before college I had to let my sister practice on something.

"Thanks, cousin. That was really nice."

Dad's birthday present.

Dad's birthday present.

My little sis could be REALLY convincing

My little sis could be REALLY convincing when she wanted something.

My sister took a few mementos before she

My sister took a few mementos before she headed off to college.

I came home to see that mom still leaves

I came home to see that mom still leaves her bathroom window open, thank goodness.

After noticing my sister constantly teasing

After noticing my sister constantly teasing me around the house, mom gave her a lesson in finishing what you start.

Over break, my niece practically lived on

Over break, my niece practically lived on my couch.

Wheaties are for chumps. Daddy provides the

Wheaties are for chumps. Daddy provides the real breakfast of champions.

Not long after she moved in, my step-mom

Not long after she moved in, my step-mom came by to assess her new living arrangements.

My sister is staying over to help with the

My sister is staying over to help with the physical therapy part of my recovery.

My daughter's curiosity is going to get us

My daughter's curiosity is going to get us both in trouble.

My girlfriend had plenty to say after catching

My girlfriend had plenty to say after catching mom and me together. I'm just surprised mom had the chill to respond.

I know we shouldn't, but my daughter can't

I know we shouldn't, but my daughter can't start her day without some protein.

I always help mom unwind after a long day.

I always help mom unwind after a long day.

My sister and I take our cosplay seriously.

My sister and I take our cosplay seriously.

My brother still can't scare up a date, but

My brother still can't scare up a date, but I'm helping him get some practice for when he finds Ms. Right.

"Looks like it's just the two of us this

When the results came in, mom had to sit

When the results came in, mom had to sit dad down and tell him he was now sterile. But I was there to offer an alternative.

Mom and I felt something special grow between

Mom and I felt something special grow between us on our first vacation alone.

Mom's always pulling me in the kitchen to

Mom's always pulling me in the kitchen to

I'm assigned the grill on Labor Day, but

I'm assigned the grill on Labor Day, but sis is better at smokin' the 'dogs.

Once we learned what kind of studio mom worked

Once we learned what kind of studio mom worked in, we showed up to every Take Your Sons To Work day.

It was hard to find time alone over the summer,

It was hard to find time alone over the summer, but my aunt promised me something special before I flew back.

After my sister's big soccer match, mom insisted

After my sister's big soccer match, mom insisted we all celebrate together.

Mom knows she can't just dress up sexy for

Mom knows she can't just dress up sexy for a party without seeing me first.

Bro's always been a prankster, but now he's

Bro's always been a prankster, but now he's taken to surprising me in the shower.

Sis was worried about cheating on her boyfriend.

Sis was worried about cheating on her boyfriend. But she also couldn't say no to me.

Told ya you'd like it, sis.

Told ya you'd like it, sis.

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