"Daddy, you've made a mess again."

My little niece has a naughty streak when

My little niece has a naughty streak when her aunt isn't around.

It's no accident that my girlfriend is a

It's no accident that my girlfriend is a dead ringer for my sister. And we told her.

My daughter gets no different treatment than

My daughter gets no different treatment than any of my sons. (via r/TheFamilyTrap)

I've finally learned how to get mom to open

I've finally learned how to get mom to open up after a long day.

At the last party before my sister returns

At the last party before my sister returns to college, there's always some waterworks.

When I want more spending money from daddy,

When I want more spending money from daddy, I don't say a single word.

"Don't be so silly, brother. You can't put

I'm getting in shape in 2017. And my sister

I'm getting in shape in 2017. And my sister is providing the motivation.

Coming, Daddy?

Coming, Daddy?

"How deep is Daddy's love? You can feel it,

Mom teaches a non-traditional massage course.

Mom teaches a non-traditional massage course. I don't mind helping out.

I'm still not sure the dancing lessons are

I'm still not sure the dancing lessons are worth the money. But my daughter sure is grateful.

My sis told me If i wait for her take a shower,

My sis told me If i wait for her take a shower, i'll give a surprise gift

Mom is equally generous with me and my girlfriend.

Mom is equally generous with me and my girlfriend.

When I'm feeling groggy in the morning, sis

When I'm feeling groggy in the morning, sis knows just the pick-me-up.

My sister is only prim and proper around

My sister is only prim and proper around other people.

As the eldest, mom uses me to teach lessons

As the eldest, mom uses me to teach lessons to my sister.

When staying at my aunt's house, it's just

When staying at my aunt's house, it's just good etiquette to help wash up.

As a dedicated "scientist," bro is always

As a dedicated

My uncle is the man i admired

My uncle is the man i admired

See how smooth I made it all for you, Daddy?

See how smooth I made it all for you, Daddy?

The fireplace didn't send up the only sparks

The fireplace didn't send up the only sparks at my aunt's for the holidays.

My sister liked to tease that the mere thought

My sister liked to tease that the mere thought of a beautiful girl like her ought to be enough for anyone. I said we could find out.

Between mom and my girlfriend, mom always

Between mom and my girlfriend, mom always comes out on top.

Daddy always makes me late for class.

Daddy always makes me late for class.

Bro gets a little too much energy from his

Bro gets a little too much energy from his superfoods.

My older brother is kind and strong

My older brother is kind and strong

Yeah, I let my sister use my treadmill. But

Yeah, I let my sister use my treadmill. But she needs the motivation, too.

Morning wake-ups are better with my sister

Morning wake-ups are better with my sister back at home.

When my daughter had trouble meeting boys,

When my daughter had trouble meeting boys, I offered to set her up with a hot, young stud I knew. I just don't think she expected it to be her brother.

My greedy little niece thinks she runs the

My greedy little niece thinks she runs the place. But her uncle's infatuation will end.

"Does that feel nice, son?" is typically

Fortunately, my girlfriend has been very

Fortunately, my girlfriend has been very supportive of my sister's situation. We just haven't discussed my role in it.

When my younger sis thirst after cum

When my younger sis thirst after cum

Mom decided my sister just couldn't go off

Mom decided my sister just couldn't go off to college a virgin.

When the leftovers run out.

When the leftovers run out.

Since the first time I got him to come, Daddy's

Since the first time I got him to come, Daddy's become a real spa aficionado.

That's my Daddy.

That's my Daddy.

Crashing at my buddy's house is a bit awkward

Crashing at my buddy's house is a bit awkward when his sister is there, too.

When my sister is being a goofball, I can't

When my sister is being a goofball, I can't look away.

That special moment when your baby comes

That special moment when your baby comes out of her prom early and says,

Sis swore she'd been practicing, but at first

Sis swore she'd been practicing, but at first I didn't believe.

Sis doesn't make the cutest noises, but they're

Sis doesn't make the cutest noises, but they're still music to my ears.

My Mom Taught Me Sex While Dad Was Gone

My Mom Taught Me Sex While Dad Was Gone

I've been working out more in the New Year.

I've been working out more in the New Year. I think my sister appreciates it.

In retrospect, my sister probably should

In retrospect, my sister probably should have picked a different best man.

I pay close attention to mom's swimming lessons.

I pay close attention to mom's swimming lessons.

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