My sister and I usually skip breakfast.

My sister and I usually skip breakfast.

One day, I decided to lay all my feelings

One day, I decided to lay all my feelings on the table for my Aunt.

I think mom is the most excited about my

I think mom is the most excited about my new girlfriend.

I really don't know where my niece gets the

I really don't know where my niece gets the energy.

My aunt has hideous furniture. But a hot

My aunt has hideous furniture. But a hot daughter.

Daddy's alway's there to help me when I need

Daddy's alway's there to help me when I need it. I'm always ready to thank him accordingly

I was never allowed to interrupt my father

I was never allowed to interrupt my father and sister during their special time. But I could watch.

Mom has always measured my growth over the

Mom has always measured my growth over the years.

Everyone has lowered inhibitions at a blackout

Everyone has lowered inhibitions at a blackout party, though my sister and I more than most.

Sis will do about anything for the nice wine.

Sis will do about anything for the nice wine.

the best way to clean the bath glass

the best way to clean the bath glass

Mom wonders why we haven't gotten much painting

Mom wonders why we haven't gotten much painting done.

Sis didn't care that my girlfriend was asleep

Sis didn't care that my girlfriend was asleep right next to us, she just needed release

When you break it to mom that one time just

When you break it to mom that one time just wasn't enough.

Without me, my cousin wouldn't have any fun.

Without me, my cousin wouldn't have any fun.

"Is that for me, Daddy?"

I knew I'd enjoy Aunt Jemima moving in.

I knew I'd enjoy Aunt Jemima moving in.

Lazy mornings with my brother are the best.

Lazy mornings with my brother are the best.

When my brother gets home from class, he's

When my brother gets home from class, he's ravenous.

It wasn't hard to tell mom had been fantasizing

It wasn't hard to tell mom had been fantasizing about our rendezvous.

It's nice having a sister who enjoys the

It's nice having a sister who enjoys the same activities.

Mom says we always have to include my sister.

Mom says we always have to include my sister.

Two my sis insist on me teaching them Yoga

Two my sis insist on me teaching them Yoga

My younger sis are home alone, she take a

My younger sis are home alone, she take a picture and want me come to see her

When sis asked me for a car loan, I laid

When sis asked me for a car loan, I laid out some simple terms.

Mom has seen three of her friends get divorced

Mom has seen three of her friends get divorced and remarry younger guys. So she asked me what all the fuss was about.

I'll always pick up my cute little cousin.

I'll always pick up my cute little cousin.

My sister looked really concerned when I

My sister looked really concerned when I got sick. I told her there was one thing sure to make me feel better.

I celebrate each new conquest with my kinky

I celebrate each new conquest with my kinky sister.

"Could you come in and help me, nephew?"

My new step-sister and I wanted to start

My new step-sister and I wanted to start things off on the right foot.

Sometimes my sis play game tied me up

Sometimes my sis play game tied me up

When it's dinner time.

When it's dinner time.

Some daughters' lessons are like smoking

Some daughters' lessons are like smoking the whole pack.

"Uhhh bro, you know I'm not on the pill right?!"

Now when I stop by to visit, mom is beside

Now when I stop by to visit, mom is beside herself with joy.

To smooth things over with my sister, you

To smooth things over with my sister, you just have to know which buttons to push.

My aunt always looks like she wants to smooch

My aunt always looks like she wants to smooch me.

Sis wasn't letting her basic friends take

Sis wasn't letting her basic friends take over on our spring break.

My niece wanted to know what Cali life was

My niece wanted to know what Cali life was really all about.

Grandpa asks for the same thing every year.

Grandpa asks for the same thing every year.

My girlfriend and I never want my sister

My girlfriend and I never want my sister to feel excluded.

We may be forced into a cramped apartment,

We may be forced into a cramped apartment, but my sisters and I enjoy the city life.

My sister thinks of one thing when she hears

My sister thinks of one thing when she hears the popsicle truck out front.

No lemonade, but my daughter brings out other

No lemonade, but my daughter brings out other sweetness when I'm working outdoors.

My brother may be a nerd for never getting

My brother may be a nerd for never getting a date, but at least he serves a purpose at home.

I wasn't lying, sis.

I wasn't lying, sis.

sis love her new selfie stick

sis love her new selfie stick

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