"Be home before 10 and these are all yours"

Mom isn't a football fan, but she still comes

Mom isn't a football fan, but she still comes to my apartment every Sunday.

A little grass and a little ass are just

A little grass and a little ass are just better with family.

When my mother and I were out on a walk,

When my mother and I were out on a walk, things always get good when we're alone

And this is where you'll be sleeping, nephew.

And this is where you'll be sleeping, nephew. Well, us.

Sleepovers with my cousin have gotten better

Sleepovers with my cousin have gotten better since we stopped wearing clothes and condoms

When mom calls me into her room, we both

When mom calls me into her room, we both know that a good time is in order

"Oh hey bro. You wanna snuggle behind me

It was great having my mom, aunt, and sister

It was great having my mom, aunt, and sister all to myself on vacation.

So, you really don't mind me crashing with

So, you really don't mind me crashing with you cousin?

Son, do you think these heels go with the

Son, do you think these heels go with the stocking?

Mom texted there was shaved ham at home.

Mom texted there was shaved ham at home. She knows it's my favorite.

What's the matter, cousin? Did you not want

What's the matter, cousin? Did you not want milk?

"Am I doing the 'selfie' right, nephew?"

"I'll let you see more if you get mommy another

"Do we HAVE to go running today, daddy? Can't

Twin sisters can be double the fun, too.

Twin sisters can be double the fun, too.

My cousin and I are always horsing around

My cousin and I are always horsing around in the pool. But this time she didn't stop me.

"Daddy! Come home from work! Cousin Jessie

"What?! You said we could hang 'out', right

Just the tip of my daddy's cock is enough

Just the tip of my daddy's cock is enough to make me cum!

"Bro, can you store this in your 'spank bank'

I really appreciate you letting me stay at

I really appreciate you letting me stay at your place nephew

Years ago, my cousin and I found the perfect

Years ago, my cousin and I found the perfect hiding spot. And we still use it.

My sisters went all out for my coming home

My sisters went all out for my coming home present

I've found one way to quiet my aunt.

I've found one way to quiet my aunt.

Apparently, I was the only one invited to

Apparently, I was the only one invited to my aunt's house party.

See sis? It all fits perfectly.

See sis? It all fits perfectly.

I think my daughter is trying to tell me

I think my daughter is trying to tell me something...

Moms dress didn't exactly cover up everything...not

Moms dress didn't exactly cover up everything...not that I was complaining

I just wanna thank you again son of letting

I just wanna thank you again son of letting me get ready in your bathroom

The only thing mom was allowed to wear when

The only thing mom was allowed to wear when I was home was her glasses.

I love when my mom and aunts get together

I love when my mom and aunts get together

"Okay, Daddy, they're out. Now can I go to

I love when my sister wears the shirts I

I love when my sister wears the shirts I give her.

Come to join mommy in bed, son?

Come to join mommy in bed, son?

My aunt and cousin are the best part of any

My aunt and cousin are the best part of any family vacation.

Wanna take a break from swimming, bro?

Wanna take a break from swimming, bro?

Ever since she became legal, my sister has

Ever since she became legal, my sister has been keeping me up to date on her body.

Mom preaches safety first in all things.

Mom preaches safety first in all things.

Mom and I can't wait much longer...

Mom and I can't wait much longer...

My sister acts like every picture is going

My sister acts like every picture is going on Instagram.

I guess mom thought everyone was asleep when

I guess mom thought everyone was asleep when she wanted a midnight snack.

Mom and I have a lot of catching up to do

Mom and I have a lot of catching up to do over the summer.

Remember son, just this once, because your

Remember son, just this once, because your girlfriend wouldn't.

It took a little help from her bestie, but

It took a little help from her bestie, but mom and I finally connected over a long weekend at the beach.

No, seriously aunt. I want to fuck you.

No, seriously aunt. I want to fuck you.

So should I wait until mom gets home, daddy,

So should I wait until mom gets home, daddy, or should we talk about options on my new car?

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