Mom is such a freak, some times she just

Mom is such a freak, some times she just pulls out her ass and says,

I love having Aunt Carol in the house for

I love having Aunt Carol in the house for the holidays.

In the first motel of the first leg of our

In the first motel of the first leg of our road trip, mom decided we didn't need separate rooms after all.

My sister sent this to both my bother and

My sister sent this to both my bother and me. The bath only fits two.

Out on the farm, my sister always wants to

Out on the farm, my sister always wants to horse around. Or

"Come on nephew, you used to love to wrestle."

I always enjoy my trips to the beach with

I always enjoy my trips to the beach with mom.

Now I understand why mom and her sister are

Now I understand why mom and her sister are so close.

When my aunt's outfit wasn't enough to tempt

When my aunt's outfit wasn't enough to tempt me from my girlfriend, she pulled out the big guns.

Auntie always brings out the fun side in

Auntie always brings out the fun side in mom.

Before I bought it, I knew mom had a thing

Before I bought it, I knew mom had a thing for guys with fast cars.

My aunt got fed-up with flirting, and just

My aunt got fed-up with flirting, and just asked straight up for me to fuck her

"Oh come one honey, you know why I'm dressed

When mom invited me to one of her girlfriends'

When mom invited me to one of her girlfriends' get togethers, it wasn't quite what I expected.

Take the hint little brother! Come here and

Take the hint little brother! Come here and fuck me!

There is nothing comfier than an afternoon

There is nothing comfier than an afternoon nap with my sister.

"You don't mind if we hang out in your room

Mom is always happy to give me a flash if

Mom is always happy to give me a flash if I ask nicely.

Her boyfriend wasn't paying attention to

Her boyfriend wasn't paying attention to her, so sis turned her attention on me.

"Mom, I swear uncle Steve was this big! When

Renting a boat was fun, sure. But mom and

Renting a boat was fun, sure. But mom and her friends were the real entertainment.

Well, are you going to rinse me off too,

Well, are you going to rinse me off too, bro?

I wouldn't be late to class so often, but

I wouldn't be late to class so often, but daddy insists on driving.

I recently cashed in one of those "slave

I recently cashed in one of those

I only got one picture of my drunk aunt this

I only got one picture of my drunk aunt this holiday, but at least it was a selfie.

My favorite day at home is laundry day.

My favorite day at home is laundry day.

Aunty seems a little more relaxed when I

Aunty seems a little more relaxed when I come over nowadays.

"Stop stretching my asshole! How am I supposed

Farm life grew a lot less tedious when I

Farm life grew a lot less tedious when I caught my cousins in the barn.

My sister drives a hard bargain. (via r/FamilyPlan)

My sister drives a hard bargain. (via r/FamilyPlan)

It's so cute when mom worries the neighbors

It's so cute when mom worries the neighbors will see us. As if they don't already know.

Second day on the trip with my Aunt, and

Second day on the trip with my Aunt, and the plan is already working.

Can you guess what my aunt's favourite colour

Can you guess what my aunt's favourite colour is?

See? Your girlfriend's bra is way to small

See? Your girlfriend's bra is way to small for me, cousin.

Sis knows her workouts with me are a marathon.

Sis knows her workouts with me are a marathon.

Mom left me little choice but to call in

Mom left me little choice but to call in work and take another day off.

Don't look at me like that, bro. You get

Don't look at me like that, bro. You get horny too.

Mom's insistence on maintaining eye contact

Mom's insistence on maintaining eye contact turned me on even more.

By the time our neighbor complained about

By the time our neighbor complained about the noise, mom and I had a little more to explain.

"Bro? Does less orange really help the lighting

My cousin and I launch a firework of our

My cousin and I launch a firework of our own every 4th of July ;)

Mom always scolds me for sneaking up on her.

Mom always scolds me for sneaking up on her. But it's hard not to.

I could tell the exact moment mom realised

I could tell the exact moment mom realised what she had been missing out on all these years.

I caught my cousin wearing something old

I caught my cousin wearing something old of mom's. Not that I complained.

Aunt Linda is teaching me a few thing before

Aunt Linda is teaching me a few thing before I head off to college.

It's bad enough making a mess with your sister,

It's bad enough making a mess with your sister, but when you hear mom walk in the front door...

Sis and I both enjoy playing around with

Sis and I both enjoy playing around with the filters on her new phone.

Moving in with my cousin has it's benefits

Moving in with my cousin has it's benefits

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