Mom complains she can't get any housework

Mom complains she can't get any housework done when I'm around, but I don't think she really minds.

Mom will do almost anything if I say "please."

Mom will do almost anything if I say

Alors, prete pour le cadeau pour notre frere?

Alors, prete pour le cadeau pour notre frere?

Quand il fallait montrer a la classe de l'amour

Quand il fallait montrer a la classe de l'amour profond, j'ai invite ma soeur pour une demonstration.

Chez ma tante, je suis un veritable espion.

Chez ma tante, je suis un veritable espion.

Stepdaddy's home.

Stepdaddy's home.

I really took advantage of mom's tongue.

I really took advantage of mom's tongue.

Before she starts her new career in Cali,

Before she starts her new career in Cali, I helped my sister practice for future roles.

"Ready for me, daddy?"

Sis couldn't wait until we got to the hotel.

Sis couldn't wait until we got to the hotel.

Some things with mom just come naturally.

Some things with mom just come naturally.

I was just trying to relax, brother. Thanks

I was just trying to relax, brother. Thanks for letting me stay over.

Hoot hooty. I'm always sneaking up on my

Hoot hooty. I'm always sneaking up on my sister's booty.

"And what have you brought me this morning,

When mom just comes in to clean your room,

When mom just comes in to clean your room, but you know dad isn't home.

Sis used to tease that she would barf when

Sis used to tease that she would barf when she thought about me. I asked what she did now.

My aunt wasn't as interested in the vacation

My aunt wasn't as interested in the vacation photos as mom and dad were.

"Do you want to go first, daddy? Or should

My niece is always fantasizing about older

My niece is always fantasizing about older guys. I decided to indulge her.

If daddy won't do this mom, I will!

If daddy won't do this mom, I will!

Mom is always asking for the special popcorn

Mom is always asking for the special popcorn on movie nights, but she doesn't realize the work that goes into it.

"Carry me, Uncle" has a better meaning nowadays.

When I'm home from school, and mom's feeling

When I'm home from school, and mom's feeling groovy, we fire up the camera and shoot a home movie.

Even after Halloween, mom's my genie.

Even after Halloween, mom's my genie.

Lazy Sunday mornings are more fun at my cousin's

Lazy Sunday mornings are more fun at my cousin's house.

I spent more and more time with my nephew

I spent more and more time with my nephew as he got older.

Sis always enjoys it when I'm home for the

Sis always enjoys it when I'm home for the holidays.

We could be as loud as we wanted before our

We could be as loud as we wanted before our parents got home.

Sister's hungry.

Sister's hungry.

My uncle touches me so deep. And I can't

My uncle touches me so deep. And I can't help saying it.

Folk laugh, but life on the farm with my

Folk laugh, but life on the farm with my sister ain't all bad.

I made daddy promise to take it slow at first.

I made daddy promise to take it slow at first.

Wow, sis, I never knew you felt that way

Wow, sis, I never knew you felt that way about me.

Dad wrote the checks, but my step-mom was

Dad wrote the checks, but my step-mom was more interested in my opinion on how they turned out.

With Aunt Katie back, it's been a struggle

With Aunt Katie back, it's been a struggle to keep in all the excitement.

My sister and I have our own little code.

My sister and I have our own little code. 'Batman' means 'no parents.'

Bro is always bulging out of his gym shorts

Bro is always bulging out of his gym shorts around the house. It's too tempting.

My new step-mom tried to make peace early.

My new step-mom tried to make peace early.

I still love bouncing around on my sister's

I still love bouncing around on my sister's bed.

When I'm staying at my sister's crib but

When I'm staying at my sister's crib but still feeling thirsty.

I've been working overtime for a while now,

I've been working overtime for a while now, so my step-sister has to come to my office just to see me.

My daughter's new yoga lessons are something

My daughter's new yoga lessons are something I'm happy to get behind.

If mommy knew what we do when she leaves,

If mommy knew what we do when she leaves, she wouldn't let me sit so close to daddy.

When you're trying to prank your sister,

When you're trying to prank your sister, but the farting gets too much.

Sometimes, I wish I got along as well with

Sometimes, I wish I got along as well with my sister as my neighbors do.

I always thought my sister's boyfriend looked

I always thought my sister's boyfriend looked at us a little oddly. Though I loved his blindfold idea.

Sis found out I fancy the fur.

Sis found out I fancy the fur.

Ooowee my sister looks good hog tied.

Ooowee my sister looks good hog tied.

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