Mom doesn't like to waste one second of the

Mom doesn't like to waste one second of the weekend.

"Well bro, you've been humming 'Santa Baby'

Admittedly, the first time sis showed me

Admittedly, the first time sis showed me her boobs, I got a little excited.

Mom always gives me a choice.

Mom always gives me a choice.

Wanna swing, bro?

Wanna swing, bro?

"Oh, nephew! See how pale my ass is? I want

"I'm bored, Daddy."

My son never could keep his hand out of the

My son never could keep his hand out of the cookie jar.

When I'm in town, sis can't spend a Sunday

When I'm in town, sis can't spend a Sunday away from me.

That towel was the only thing mom wore throughout

That towel was the only thing mom wore throughout the vacation

Of course, you can join me in the tub son

Of course, you can join me in the tub son

Wanna swim, cousin?

Wanna swim, cousin?

My sister and I are next-level Cowboys and

My sister and I are next-level Cowboys and Indians players, and to the victor go the spoils.

I do a mean cannonball. But my sister's is

I do a mean cannonball. But my sister's is even better.

Well it started as back rub but mom didn't

Well it started as back rub but mom didn't complain

Good morning nephew

Good morning nephew

"We know you've been spanking it to my friend,

Some fights it's better to let mom win.

Some fights it's better to let mom win.

My aunt is always a gracious host when I

My aunt is always a gracious host when I come over.

My sister didn't believe me when I told her

My sister didn't believe me when I told her how big I was. Now she wants to practice everyday!

When mom visits me at college, I treat her

When mom visits me at college, I treat her like any other girl I bring home.

Mom and aunty always find me after a few

Mom and aunty always find me after a few drinks at parties.

Mom said I needed to experience the outdoors

Mom said I needed to experience the outdoors more. Who am I to disagree?

"Cum in my bed tonight, big brother! lol"

By now, my sister ought to know how I respond

By now, my sister ought to know how I respond to teasing.

The first day back home, sis could tell I'd

The first day back home, sis could tell I'd been exaggerating my recent romantic activity.

My aunt has always had a certain irresistible

My aunt has always had a certain irresistible style.

I accidentally "caught" my sister changing

I accidentally

Mom gave me a couple of good reasons for

Mom gave me a couple of good reasons for jumping in the pool with her

My aunt is always my first choice to pick

My aunt is always my first choice to pick me up from the airport.

Sharing a hotel room with my stepdaughter

Sharing a hotel room with my stepdaughter didn't turn out so bad.

"You really like this sweater, nephew?"

Mommy look! They're almost as big as your's

Mommy look! They're almost as big as your's now!

I like to surprise my sister with little

I like to surprise my sister with little impromptu boating trips, so she doesn't have time to pack.

My roommate's dick is so nice, I just had

My roommate's dick is so nice, I just had to share it with my sister.

Mom still waits up for me to stumble home

Mom still waits up for me to stumble home late. She calls it

Living at home again, mom and I have had

Living at home again, mom and I have had quite a few

One squeeze, but don't tell your father.

One squeeze, but don't tell your father.

"Yes son, I can handle my wine" mom reassured

My aunt knows I've always had a little teacher

My aunt knows I've always had a little teacher fantasy. She lets me visit once her pupils are gone.

"Son? I think I should squeeze in back with

What? It's the tropics and we're on vacation--

What? It's the tropics and we're on vacation-- learn to live a little, son!

Son, is this what you were trying to see

Son, is this what you were trying to see all night at dinner?

"You think I'm still perky, right nephew?"

Want some company in the shower, nephew?

Want some company in the shower, nephew? My husband's asleep.

Mom's yoga lessons were really paying off

Mom's yoga lessons were really paying off

I didn't want to play pool, but my sister

I didn't want to play pool, but my sister found a way to keep me interested.

"Sure you don't want to meditate with me,

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