do y'all like golden fur?

do y'all like golden fur?

Let's play 19th-century doctor and patient:

Let's play 19th-century doctor and patient: you'll come in for your

guys have been complimenting my bush lately

guys have been complimenting my bush lately — i was thinking about trimming it a little but i'm a fan now

30 M. Not much of a happy trail, but I sport

30 M. Not much of a happy trail, but I sport a very thick bush

Long time no see

Long time no see

Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared

Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and fat, respectively. And unlike those, it has no nutritional value

Waiting for Good-O

Waiting for Good-O

[26]How do you like some Brazilian meat?

[26]How do you like some Brazilian meat?

Cats can be very cute, but they're killing

Cats can be very cute, but they're killing machines: outdoor cats are estimated to kill billions of birds and small mammals *each year*

My bushy boner

My bushy boner

If you're a very active bottom, "top of the

If you're a very active bottom,

My hairy cock spunking

My hairy cock spunking

swallow 'til you're sniffing my pubes

swallow 'til you're sniffing my pubes

Instead of phone sex, radio head

Instead of phone sex, radio head

Thinking about growing it out again

Thinking about growing it out again

Deep breaths before and after you swallow

Deep breaths before and after you swallow it

Scroty McScrotface

Scroty McScrotface

The sight of you hits me like a Bolt of Lightning,

The sight of you hits me like a Bolt of Lightning, and you're all I can Focus on. I Envision myself turning you on, the Fusion of our bodies, the Ascent, and finally us, in bed, completely exhausted

Plenty of ginger

Plenty of ginger

Middle Eastern pubes.

Middle Eastern pubes.

Please, take a seat

Please, take a seat

*Everything* is a chemical. That includes

*Everything* is a chemical. That includes the little surprise on my tip =]

It's wild to me that literally anyone can

It's wild to me that literally anyone can write a bill in the US (though only a member of Congress can introduce it)

Thick bush stroking

Thick bush stroking

Idea: Toy Story, but with sex toys. You could

Idea: Toy Story, but with sex toys. You could even still have characters named Buzz and Woody

Going head to head with some stiff competition

Going head to head with some stiff competition at the boner contest

choke on my cock while you feel my bush against

choke on my cock while you feel my bush against your face

My arms and legs are pretty smooth, so guys

My arms and legs are pretty smooth, so guys never see this bush coming

I'm not a creepy horror character, but I

I'm not a creepy horror character, but I am a slender man

Blood has a pH of ~7.4, so really, we're

Blood has a pH of ~7.4, so really, we're all a little basic

Talking about proteins at work: fine, no

Talking about proteins at work: fine, no big deal. Talking about amateur teens at work: HR all of a sudden has a problem

I was trying to follow the lines of my V,

I was trying to follow the lines of my V, but I instead look like I'm presenting my dick.

Does butt hair count as pubes?

Does butt hair count as pubes?

The end of the month, when cops have to meet

The end of the month, when cops have to meet their quotas, is cuffing season

You were scoping out my package so hard,

You were scoping out my package so hard, I could feel the mail gaze

No one expects my bush to be this thick

No one expects my bush to be this thick

Someone suggested that I post here, and I

Someone suggested that I post here, and I think this image of me at my hairiest is a good fit

Bushy?

Bushy?

do you like how my pubes look?

do you like how my pubes look?

Check these puppies out

Check these puppies out

do you like my hairy bush?

do you like my hairy bush?

Throat it to the bush

Throat it to the bush

His bush is insaaaaane

His bush is insaaaaane

Happy Tuesday!

Happy Tuesday!

Mornin' Light

Mornin' Light

Always lookin for that silver lining

Always lookin for that silver lining

20 bi virgin. I was told I was too hairy

20 bi virgin. I was told I was too hairy on other subreddits what are your thoughts on my bush?

Exposed bush

Exposed bush

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