If I don't do this, my clothes will disintegrate.

If I don't do this, my clothes will disintegrate. Trust me.

No more of this, "Look at this new competition

No more of this,

Mike testes. One, two… three?

Mike testes. One, two… three?

Udderly Retarded - xpost r/hangers

Udderly Retarded - xpost r/hangers

In a FaceApp alternate universe....

In a FaceApp alternate universe....

Is it true retards can't swim?

Is it true retards can't swim?

She thinks it makes them poutier

She thinks it makes them poutier

Damn that's a lot of jizz

Damn that's a lot of jizz

Whose boobs are those? They're yours! Yes

Whose boobs are those? They're yours! Yes they are! YES they ARE! Good girl!

Doing her impression of Jim Carrey's "most

Doing her impression of Jim Carrey's

He said he was re-inflating my boobies

He said he was re-inflating my boobies

Her sister is 19, but since mom can't breastfeed

Her sister is 19, but since mom can't breastfeed anymore, Lucie took over

So you can still see them while you're jerking

So you can still see them while you're jerking off on her back

She's been asleep for almost two hours

She's been asleep for almost two hours

All nannies do this, right? (x-post from

All nannies do this, right? (x-post from /r/BustyNaturals)

A Simple Task Rendered Impossible

A Simple Task Rendered Impossible

No shoes no shirt, wait, I fucked up

No shoes no shirt, wait, I fucked up

She only agreed because he said he was James

She only agreed because he said he was James Franco

Do I have a temperature, Doctor?

Do I have a temperature, Doctor?

She doesn't know shes in attack position

She doesn't know shes in attack position

Barely knows what's going down

Barely knows what's going down

Raped by a ghost

Raped by a ghost

"just wake up, just wake up"

Always remember to floss your vagina twice

Always remember to floss your vagina twice a day

Swingers

Swingers

I don't care if she is dumber than a bag

I don't care if she is dumber than a bag of hammers, she's welcome in my bed anytime.

Even the butterfly is gasping for air

Even the butterfly is gasping for air

It is like she doesn't know what is happening

It is like she doesn't know what is happening

Too dumb to even do a duckface right

Too dumb to even do a duckface right

"I don't know where those two came from"

"This robot penis makes my tongue itchy."

I've found a cure: FaceApp

I've found a cure: FaceApp

He told her to keep going without him after

He told her to keep going without him after he finished.

Despite her fame, she could never get over

Despite her fame, she could never get over her issues with that judgmental bitch that followed her in that window

I don't know what it is. Perhaps I should

I don't know what it is. Perhaps I should lick it.

Lucie Jumping rope (or trying to)

Lucie Jumping rope (or trying to)

/r/wowthissubexists == "a sub where people

/r/wowthissubexists ==

Her Mom looks disappointed too

Her Mom looks disappointed too

like a retarded Helen Keller looking for

like a retarded Helen Keller looking for a gun

Dren! it was Dren!

Dren! it was Dren!

remember that thing they made in the movie

remember that thing they made in the movie Splice?

Likely Lucie ancestor

Likely Lucie ancestor

Lucie Wilde in Green

Lucie Wilde in Green

zoom in and look at how hard the make-up

zoom in and look at how hard the make-up person tried to bring her eyes closer.

why doesn't somebody tell her to stop looking

why doesn't somebody tell her to stop looking straight on at the camera?!

Not looking in a general direction

Not looking in a general direction

those sultry dreamy bedroom eyes

those sultry dreamy bedroom eyes

No difference

No difference

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