You knew you were ovulating. You still didn't

You knew you were ovulating. You still didn't insist I wore a condom.

no it's not, we're just playing

no it's not, we're just playing

She can't control herself around cocks!

She can't control herself around cocks!

They told your gf it was a "girls only party"

They told your gf it was a

The apology helps, right?

The apology helps, right?

A hot dog for your friend r/Not_Cheating

A hot dog for your friend r/Not_Cheating

Can't wipe that smile off her face

Can't wipe that smile off her face

Spilled drink (cheating)

Spilled drink (cheating)

Nothing to worry about

Nothing to worry about

She didn't have to wear the clothes they

She didn't have to wear the clothes they bought her.

Your Slutty BFF talks you into stupid ideas

Your Slutty BFF talks you into stupid ideas

Coffee with an old friend

Coffee with an old friend

Zero guilt, look at her confidence skyrocketing.

Zero guilt, look at her confidence skyrocketing.

Usually like third or fourth

Usually like third or fourth

Am I bigger than your boyfriend?

Am I bigger than your boyfriend?

He's going to empty his massive balls inside

He's going to empty his massive balls inside your ovulating girlfriend.

"LOL Shut up trucker, I know your wife doesn't

Your girlfriend loves to cheat more than

Your girlfriend loves to cheat more than she could ever love you!

Precisely four minutes after reaching out

Precisely four minutes after reaching out to her friend, you received a message that read “Girls night is lame, I’m going to stay for awhile then head home”

Just means more lessons

Just means more lessons

Sorry honey

Sorry honey

"Do you have to get back to your fat wife

Female promiscuity levels have tripled since

Female promiscuity levels have tripled since 2008.

Study Buddy

Study Buddy

You were quite wrong.

You were quite wrong.

Hiking with cousin Mike on the weekend is

Hiking with cousin Mike on the weekend is family bonding time.

Your girlfriend has a new friend she met

Your girlfriend has a new friend she met on reddit

When you come home drunk and smelly and your

When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts accusing you of cheating...

Your girl fuck herself senseless while riding

Your girl fuck herself senseless while riding my cock. (Squirt)

Is your boyfriend this big?

Is your boyfriend this big?

New Clients

New Clients

Many married women have a "work husband"

Many married women have a

Hard-working

Hard-working

Date a fat girl they said. They are more

Date a fat girl they said. They are more loyal and won't cheat.

https://gfycat.com/DevotedInformalEmperorpenguin

They both wanted different things on holiday

They both wanted different things on holiday

Loyal women really know how to stick up for

Loyal women really know how to stick up for their boyfriends when they are being bullied.

You call it cheating, she calls it variety.

You call it cheating, she calls it variety. (same chick, different dick)

To her husband she's an educated, witty wife

To her husband she's an educated, witty wife who contributes to several mommy subreddits. To you, she's a cum dump.

The love of your life is wearing the collar

The love of your life is wearing the collar I got her since she’s my submissive slut. She told you she thought it was cute so she bought it herself.

I'm Sure They All Are

I'm Sure They All Are

It's time your boyfriend found out that you're

It's time your boyfriend found out that you're cheating on him!

Any Cock But Yours

Any Cock But Yours

While you we were at home taking care of

While you we were at home taking care of the toddler...

Slipped her boyfriend an Ambien, then waited.

Slipped her boyfriend an Ambien, then waited.

That would explain all those college threesomes

That would explain all those college threesomes

Mother Nature is telling your body what it

Mother Nature is telling your body what it needs.

How "girl's night" starts and ends when your

How

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