My trashy cousin found a way to convince

My trashy cousin found a way to convince me to go to her favourite bar.

"Really, son? There's nothing that would

"Well, brother, are we far enough out to

Even as co-pilot, my sister is a menace on

Even as co-pilot, my sister is a menace on the road.

I think my cousin found the camera.

I think my cousin found the camera.

I sometimes pretend not to know what mom's

I sometimes pretend not to know what mom's up to.

"I know it's not quite your birthday son,

"It's vacation, bro. What do you think I

There's always something so comforting when

There's always something so comforting when my aunt comes to visit.

I'm your little slut, daddy.

I'm your little slut, daddy.

My sister got me the best 19th birthday present

My sister got me the best 19th birthday present a guy could ask for.

I think daddy brings us camping just so he

I think daddy brings us camping just so he can have mom and me all to himself.

Mom left quite a mark on me.

Mom left quite a mark on me.

Mom wasn't an easy woman to satisfy. But

Mom wasn't an easy woman to satisfy. But I had my ways.

I could only see her one weekend before Christmas,

I could only see her one weekend before Christmas, but my aunt and I still exchanged presents.

Mom feels bad about waking me up in the morning,

Mom feels bad about waking me up in the morning, so she does it in the nicest way possible.

My sister craves her vegan smoothies. And

My sister craves her vegan smoothies. And she knows what I want in return.

Uh, nope, sis isn't here. Not sure why she

Uh, nope, sis isn't here. Not sure why she texted that. Maybe you should wait outside a minute?

Happily, mom's house attire isn't quite as

Happily, mom's house attire isn't quite as modest as she thinks.

When mom puts on her garters, I know it'll

When mom puts on her garters, I know it'll be a special night.

Wake up, son. Mommy's got a present.

Wake up, son. Mommy's got a present.

Pools are now open. My sister and I couldn't

Pools are now open. My sister and I couldn't be more excited.

I guess you found me, brother.

I guess you found me, brother.

There's two sides to my sister, really.

There's two sides to my sister, really.

Now that we're older, I get invited to my

Now that we're older, I get invited to my sister's sleepovers.

I think that's enough wine, mom. Now for

I think that's enough wine, mom. Now for the other thing we were talking about.

"I said I'd bring something to eat, didn't

My sister teases, but she enjoys our outdoor

My sister teases, but she enjoys our outdoor excursions just as much as I do.

The family knows I wake up my sister when

The family knows I wake up my sister when she's staying at home. Just not how.

My uncle likes tans and my dad likes pale

My uncle likes tans and my dad likes pale women. I think I found a happy median.

You wanted a fun time at the cabin, right

You wanted a fun time at the cabin, right bro?

I agreed to do more chores if sis cleaned

I agreed to do more chores if sis cleaned things my way.

See anything you like, brother?

See anything you like, brother?

You're pretty bad at hiding, nephew. Want

You're pretty bad at hiding, nephew. Want to join your auntie in the shower?

I thought a lot about the last part of my

I thought a lot about the last part of my sister's surprise birthday party before trying it. She was stunned, in a good way.

My uncle John is so much bigger than my daddy.

My uncle John is so much bigger than my daddy.

Mom is teaching me to please multiple men.

Mom is teaching me to please multiple men. I can't wait until our next family gathering ;)

Thanks for the new shoes, I'm thinking you

Thanks for the new shoes, I'm thinking you choose which hole this time

It started as mom wanting to bathe together

It started as mom wanting to bathe together to

Mom makes some pretty bad "Dad jokes." But

Mom makes some pretty bad

Sometimes I get excited when I workout with

Sometimes I get excited when I workout with mom

"So this has been gunking up my drains, son.

Who knew a dream vacation would be with your

Who knew a dream vacation would be with your cousins?

"Son, I'm bored. What fun could we have in

Sis comes to me first with her freakiest

Sis comes to me first with her freakiest ideas.

"Finally bro, I've been waiting."

When my step-sister loses a bet, she doesn't

When my step-sister loses a bet, she doesn't just have to do my chores.

My sister's snapchat was the best sub yet.

My sister's snapchat was the best sub yet.

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