Having to clean out the shower drain has

Having to clean out the shower drain has been getting annoying, but at least my sister let me know it was for a good purpose.

Wanna squeeze in, bro?

Wanna squeeze in, bro?

Beach vacations with the fam are truly relaxing.

Beach vacations with the fam are truly relaxing.

"You better not be sneaking up on me again,

I only have one go-to prank for my sister.

I only have one go-to prank for my sister.

So far, sharing a room with my cousins hasn't

So far, sharing a room with my cousins hasn't been too bad.

"Ready for your scary story, nephew?"

"You said to be safe, right mom? Well, what's

Mom was so happy I got her a new phone! She

Mom was so happy I got her a new phone! She said I would get a surprise gift as well

When she got a boyfriend, I told my sister

When she got a boyfriend, I told my sister she'd still have to make room for me.

It ended up just being the two of us celebrating

It ended up just being the two of us celebrating my mom's 40th birthday. But we made the most of it.

When dad is off on business, mom gets a real

When dad is off on business, mom gets a real man of the house.

The way my sister and I play tag, I don't

The way my sister and I play tag, I don't mind being caught.

I thought my brother would stop fucking me

I thought my brother would stop fucking me when he got married. Guess I was wrong. ;)

Your father didn't bother to ask what I bought

Your father didn't bother to ask what I bought today. I'm glad you did, son.

Why are you acting so shy son? You bought

Why are you acting so shy son? You bought me this dress. This is what you wanted to see isn't it?

It's a good job - making sure mom doesn't

It's a good job - making sure mom doesn't get a sunburn.

I didn't have the heart to tell mom that

I didn't have the heart to tell mom that her dress was a tad bit in-appropriate for the costume party.

What happens at the family cabin, stays at

What happens at the family cabin, stays at the family cabin.

"I'm gonna have to let you go, my son just

A good family provides attention to everyone

A good family provides attention to everyone all the time

You just gonna keep staring at your own cousin's

You just gonna keep staring at your own cousin's ass? Well... I can pull these down farther, you know.

When mom can't decide what to wear out, I

When mom can't decide what to wear out, I tell her we'll spend the night at home.

It's easier to get mom to model for me when

It's easier to get mom to model for me when I call them

Sis wonders why my hands are always fidgeting

Sis wonders why my hands are always fidgeting under the table when we study.

You don't have to sleep on the couch, nephew.

You don't have to sleep on the couch, nephew.

When I'm feeling low, my sister always knows

When I'm feeling low, my sister always knows how to make me smile.

It's been too long since I've seen my brother.

It's been too long since I've seen my brother. We couldn't make it to the house from the airport before I started sucking his dick.

My cousin keeps a cautious eye out when I'm

My cousin keeps a cautious eye out when I'm over at their pool.

"Couldn't sleep either, nephew?"

"Got in early. Hope you don't mind me making

This is fun and all but I'm not sure about

This is fun and all but I'm not sure about you taking pictures of your fully naked sister giving you a handjob...

It was those commercials that prompted mom

It was those commercials that prompted mom and me to take the vacation in the first place: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.

"Still wanna be Santa's little helper, nephew?"

Mom doesn't really know how photography works.

Mom doesn't really know how photography works. But I still love her.

My sister and I are already working on our

My sister and I are already working on our New Year's resolutions.

"Happy birthday brother! You can have us

Mom took me out for brunch as an early Mardi

Mom took me out for brunch as an early Mardi Gras treat.

I cooked dinner for mom but she only wanted

I cooked dinner for mom but she only wanted one thing for dessert.

Mom really liked the new necklace I got her

Mom really liked the new necklace I got her

How nice of mom to get me breakfast in bed

How nice of mom to get me breakfast in bed

"Hello, son? Did you hear me? This resort

My MILF neighbor had been dropping hints

My MILF neighbor had been dropping hints all week, but when I finally snuck over, I found both her and mom waiting.

There's tons to play with in my sister's

There's tons to play with in my sister's game room.

At family reunions, I always search out fun

At family reunions, I always search out fun Aunt Betsy.

"You wanna put what in here, brother?"

"It's too nice out for all these clothes.

"So nephew, when are you going to come visit

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