My aunt is a very welcoming host.

My aunt is a very welcoming host.

Family gatherings are cooler at my aunt and

Family gatherings are cooler at my aunt and cousin's house.

Her connection overseas is shit, but I still

Her connection overseas is shit, but I still never miss a Skype session with my sister.

My sister wasn't quite expecting the lesson

My sister wasn't quite expecting the lesson mom and I planned before she left for college.

Sis doesn't mind me peeking as much as she

Sis doesn't mind me peeking as much as she lets on.

When it's just the two of us at home, my

When it's just the two of us at home, my sister and I like to...experiment.

The first day of my residency, my sister

The first day of my residency, my sister stopped by to offer her congratulations.

Sis and I get up before our parents, and

Sis and I get up before our parents, and I'm always trying to make the most of it.

Her boyfriend complains that it takes forever

Her boyfriend complains that it takes forever for my sister to get ready. But I'm also part of the problem.

Mom can tell when I've been saving up for

Mom can tell when I've been saving up for her.

Being the cool uncle definitely has its benefits.

Being the cool uncle definitely has its benefits.

Waking up, hungover, on a strange island

Waking up, hungover, on a strange island wasn't as bad when I remembered why my sister and I were there.

Sis and I got tutoring in just about everything.

Sis and I got tutoring in just about everything.

Sibling time ends abruptly when our parents

Sibling time ends abruptly when our parents come home early.

My sister and I are already celebrating the

My sister and I are already celebrating the court ruling.

It goes down in the grotto, bro.

It goes down in the grotto, bro.

So far I haven't minded a minute of my cousin's

So far I haven't minded a minute of my cousin's stay with us.

I've always helped my little sister live

I've always helped my little sister live out her Ariel fantasy.

As soon as I left the airport, momma gave

As soon as I left the airport, momma gave me that first home-cooked meal I'd been waiting for.

I caught sis wearing her pink booty shorts

I caught sis wearing her pink booty shorts again. She knew what would happen.

When the beats are rockin' on the house speakers,

When the beats are rockin' on the house speakers, mom and I can't help a little bump and grind.

Little bro being home has kept me really

Little bro being home has kept me really busy.

Mom's look when I forgot the one condition

Mom's look when I forgot the one condition of our deal.

My brother always manages to cause a mess.

My brother always manages to cause a mess.

I knew my nephew had it in him.

I knew my nephew had it in him.

One of my cousins never really learned to

One of my cousins never really learned to share with others.

When her friends want to use my XBOX, sis

When her friends want to use my XBOX, sis has to play nice with me.

Every morning on my road trip with mom.

Every morning on my road trip with mom.

Between my sister and girlfriend, it's obvious

Between my sister and girlfriend, it's obvious who cares more about me.

My girlfriend hardly notices when my sister

My girlfriend hardly notices when my sister stops by, which is probably for the best.

When mom finally wore the skimpy bikini I

When mom finally wore the skimpy bikini I bought her on vacation, I got a little carried away.

Neither of us was really surprised when I

Neither of us was really surprised when I

Dad loves his Jeopardy, so much that he can

Dad loves his Jeopardy, so much that he can be a bit oblivious as to everything else.

I'm slowly earning the title of "Cool Uncle."

I'm slowly earning the title of

We keep promising my sister to keep it out

We keep promising my sister to keep it out of the living room, but mom and I don't have great impulse control.

When mom leaves the house, there are no more

When mom leaves the house, there are no more excuses for my sister.

My sister doesn't like me filming, but I

My sister doesn't like me filming, but I can't help it.

Sis knows I can't resist a girl in yoga pants.

Sis knows I can't resist a girl in yoga pants.

Bro wasn't kidding about not being with anyone

Bro wasn't kidding about not being with anyone for a while.

Our step-mom isn't too cool about how close

Our step-mom isn't too cool about how close we've gotten.

Some sibling accidents are more fun than

Some sibling accidents are more fun than others.

My step-sister really gets into the romantic

My step-sister really gets into the romantic movies on family movie night.

I'm the adopted one in the family, but sis

I'm the adopted one in the family, but sis says that's what makes me interesting.

Sis is a lazy bones, but I get plenty of

Sis is a lazy bones, but I get plenty of cardio.

No one asks why my sister smells like detergent

No one asks why my sister smells like detergent after she's been doing the dishes.

When my moms got married they didn't think

When my moms got married they didn't think about how much they would miss this

Now honey, did you finish your homework?

Now honey, did you finish your homework? Take your pill?

I was nervous when I finally pulled my hard

I was nervous when I finally pulled my hard dick out in front of my smoking hot cousin. But she didn't hesitate smiling and taking over from there.

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